Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones

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Seiji

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#1
The greatest review 'sequel' to one of the worst sequels of all time. WATCH IT.

[nomedia="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfBhi6qqFLA"]YouTube- (Part 1 of 9) Star Wars Episode 2: Attack of the Clones Review[/nomedia]



WARNING: The entire review's length is somewhere in the ballpark of an hour and a half. Do not watch unless you have some serious time on your hands, or you're willing to watch numerous parts of 10 minutes a piece!
 
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Krang

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#2
[nomedia="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s90GYiCniTU"]YouTube- Star Wars Ep 2: Attack of the Clones - in 5 seconds[/nomedia]

I was half-laughing, half-furious in righteous agreement. The first one was hilarious too.
 
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Seiji

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#4
Anybody want a pizza roll?
 
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#5
The monotone voice made me fall asleep after three minutes.
 
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But that's where a ton of comedy lies! The way he just dryly delivers each and every punch into Luca$' scrotum as he tears apart the prequels, proving intellectually why they're so horrible!
 
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Fantasy, be it full blown other world, modern Earth or spacey. I don't mind other genres. I love action in general.
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#7
Zzzzzzzzzzz
 
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Seiji

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#8
Also, you should watch The Phantom Menace review first, if you haven't seen it.

[nomedia="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxKtZmQgxrI"]YouTube- Star Wars: The Phantom Menace Review (Part 1 of 7)[/nomedia]
 

Darkness

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#9
Guy sounds like a faggot and all those parts with the chick like he's a kidnapper and shit really aren't funny.

With that said, I didn't bother to see it all because I got bored watching the movie.
 

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*Pushes Darkness down the stairs*

Part 8 - the thing about having too much going on in action scenes these days - I agree completely.

That's why the Transformer Movies suck balls. Clear and sharp action scenes are the way forward - like True Lies, Death Sentence, Terminator 2, John Woo Movies and the original Matrix.

People like it slick and concise. Anything else is white noise for retards.