Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones

[Seiji]

The greatest review 'sequel' to one of the worst sequels of all time. WATCH IT.

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WARNING: The entire review's length is somewhere in the ballpark of an hour and a half. Do not watch unless you have some serious time on your hands, or you're willing to watch numerous parts of 10 minutes a piece!

 

[Krang]

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I was half-laughing, half-furious in righteous agreement. The first one was hilarious too.

 

[MurderDeathKill]

Mmm... pizza rolls.

 

[Seiji]

Anybody want a pizza roll?

 

[Ochalla]

The monotone voice made me fall asleep after three minutes.

 

[Seiji]

But that's where a ton of comedy lies! The way he just dryly delivers each and every punch into Luca$' scrotum as he tears apart the prequels, proving intellectually why they're so horrible!

 

[Ochalla]

Zzzzzzzzzzz

 

[Seiji]

Also, you should watch The Phantom Menace review first, if you haven't seen it.

[nomedia="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxKtZmQgxrI"]YouTube- Star Wars: The Phantom Menace Review (Part 1 of 7)[/nomedia]

 

[Darkness]

Guy sounds like a faggot and all those parts with the chick like he's a kidnapper and shit really aren't funny.

With that said, I didn't bother to see it all because I got bored watching the movie.

 

[Asmodeus]

*Pushes Darkness down the stairs*

Part 8 - the thing about having too much going on in action scenes these days - I agree completely.

That's why the Transformer Movies suck balls. Clear and sharp action scenes are the way forward - like True Lies, Death Sentence, Terminator 2, John Woo Movies and the original Matrix.

People like it slick and concise. Anything else is white noise for retards.