Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones

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The greatest review 'sequel' to one of the worst sequels of all time. WATCH IT.

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WARNING: The entire review's length is somewhere in the ballpark of an hour and a half. Do not watch unless you have some serious time on your hands, or you're willing to watch numerous parts of 10 minutes a piece!
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I was half-laughing, half-furious in righteous agreement. The first one was hilarious too.
The monotone voice made me fall asleep after three minutes.
But that's where a ton of comedy lies! The way he just dryly delivers each and every punch into Luca$' scrotum as he tears apart the prequels, proving intellectually why they're so horrible!
Also, you should watch The Phantom Menace review first, if you haven't seen it.

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Guy sounds like a faggot and all those parts with the chick like he's a kidnapper and shit really aren't funny.

With that said, I didn't bother to see it all because I got bored watching the movie.
*Pushes Darkness down the stairs*

Part 8 - the thing about having too much going on in action scenes these days - I agree completely.

That's why the Transformer Movies suck balls. Clear and sharp action scenes are the way forward - like True Lies, Death Sentence, Terminator 2, John Woo Movies and the original Matrix.

People like it slick and concise. Anything else is white noise for retards.