Staff: Who's on the Menu?

[IceQueen]

I vote @Seiji Savage Being a Fat Meat Pie, that expired five years ago

 

[IceQueen]

I can't really think of any current staff that I find edible. So I'll just toss most of them into a pot and serve it to unsuspecting guests while I eat poptarts.

Here's the thing, with this staff, you don't eat us. We eat you~

 

[Kehvarl]

Here's the thing, with this staff, you don't eat us. We eat you~

I think you may have missed out on some of the orientation classes.

 

[IceQueen]

I think you may have missed out on some of the orientation classes.

Eh, one, or many. But they don't seem to care

 

[Hana]

Here's the thing, with this staff, you don't eat us. We eat you~

I think you may have missed out on some of the orientation classes.

Interns get fed to Staff. Newbies are fair game for interns.

Food chain, man.

 

[redblood]

Interns get fed to Staff. Newbies are fair game for interns.

Food chain, man.

So who eats the regular members? Is that a safe zone? I dun like so many people being able to be in the safe zone D:

 

[Hana]

So who eats the regular members? Is that a safe zone? I dun like so many people being able to be in the safe zone D:

Probably security staff and the banmins, man. They get choice picks.

 

[redblood]

Probably security staff and the banmins, man. They get choice picks.

What does the admins eat?

 

[Hana]

What does the admins eat?

THE SOULS OF THE STAFF

THAT'S WHY EVERYONE ON STAFF IS SOULLESS

unless, you know, they already were soulless when they joined.

 

[Winter]

I'd be Ice Cream? I guess... or maybe Sorbet... perhaps some kind of chilled drink, or basically an ice cube.

 

[Thornapple]

If this is applies only to staff shouldn't this be in the staff forum?

 

[IceQueen]

If this is applies only to staff shouldn't this be in the staff forum?

Nah, you guys can put in your input as well. Go ahead, diss your favorite staff member by turning them into rotten eggs or something. It's all fun and games

 

[Sir Basil]

I know I'm a Kumquat, @Grumpy is hard liquor, and @Pahn is something buttery and sweet : a croissant?

 

[IceQueen]

I know I'm a Kumquat, @Grumpy is hard liquor, and @Pahn is something buttery and sweet : a croissant?

Pahn would be a croissant filled with blood in that case

 

[Pahn]

I know I'm a Kumquat, @Grumpy is hard liquor, and @Pahn is something buttery and sweet : a croissant?

Pahn would be a croissant filled with blood in that case

I.... WHY WOULD I BE A BLOOD CROISSANT ?! ICEY, U SO WEIRD! I'd make you into coffee-flavoured gelato nomnomnom

Basil, u da best <3

 

[Esmeray]

Yup. Good ol' grape jelly.​

 

[Winter]

So.. this is a thing. Though in my quick and careless search I did come across this:

Mug

Now this is just rude! V.V

I feel like I've been 'mugged' off...