Staff: Who's on the Menu?

[Kitti]

FRUIT IS TOO NICE FOR GRUMPY! Grumpy needs something scary... LIke blair's 16 million reserve sauce. The world hottest extract 8D

Hear that, Grumps? Red thinks you're a spicy man.
I personally vote a whisky sour.

 

[junebug]

All I can think of is A Thousand Island sauce tbh. Isla means island.

 

[Minerva]

A nice, juicy steak, cooked medium rare and served with mashed potatoes and green beans.

A Filet Miner-van if you will.

 

[Dervish]

I like the atomic wings prop! And grumpy as coffee works. hue. Dunno why Soylent Green is relevant, but @Hana actually....

Eat-Your-Garden Salad

Because you're literally talking about turning people into food. It could only be more relevant is Charlton Heston was screaming in this thread. >.>

 

[Kagayours]

Kaga Cookies. :3

 

[Greenie]

>.> Yeah just posted 'cause I could.

 

[Touch of Insanity]

I wanted to be something cooler then cake!

I still vote Douchebear Jorick platter for @Jorick

 

[firejay1]

This was just for staff and interns, lol, and I'm surprised so many people have suggestions for themselves. XD Insanity, I can stick you into basically anything, so no worries I shall make another thing from you yet!

And since no one can agree for grumpy I shall have to make him mystery meat infused with grapefruits, whiskey, and coffee. Man, he's gonna taste awful.

 

[redblood]

This was just for staff and interns, lol, and I'm surprised so many people have suggestions for themselves. XD Insanity, I can stick you into basically anything, so no worries I shall make another thing from you yet!

And since no one can agree for grumpy I shall have to make him mystery meat infused with grapefruits, whiskey, and coffee. Man, he's gonna taste awful.

Or just make him into a haggis
I think @Grumpy would appreciate that 8D

 

[Turtle of Doom]

People keep trying to make me soup. So I assume that's what I am.

Turtle Soup.

 

[redblood]

I'M NOT DRUNK @Pahn
AT LEAST @Touch of Insanity UNDERSTANDS ME D:

 

[Pahn]

I'M NOT DRUNK @Pahn
AT LEAST @Touch of Insanity UNDERSTANDS ME D:

SHHHH

 

[Touch of Insanity]

I'M NOT DRUNK @Pahn
AT LEAST @Touch of Insanity UNDERSTANDS ME D:

It's cause I'm better then @Pahn

 

[redblood]

It's cause I'm better then @Pahn

Truth

 

[Falcon]

just remember to remove all my feathers before cooking me :P

 

[Melon]

I don't think it's very hard to make a Melon edible

: |

 

[Pahn]

It's cause I'm better then @Pahn

Truth

 

[junebug]

I like the atomic wings prop! And grumpy as coffee works. hue. Dunno why Soylent Green is relevant, but @Hana actually....

Eat-Your-Garden Salad

Put some thousand island dressing on there and you got a meal

 

[LuckycoolHawk9]

Also, before I forgot @Minerva ( since they are named after a god) must become ambroisa, the drink of the gods.

 

[Kehvarl]

I can't really think of any current staff that I find edible. So I'll just toss most of them into a pot and serve it to unsuspecting guests while I eat poptarts.