Staff: Who's on the Menu?

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SO. On discord I have the nickname Cooking Spiderwitch, because in my little witch hut on top of cooking some spells in my cauldrons with my spider familiars, I also have a tendency to uh... cook the other staff members. Here is an example of a few:

Redblood became candy
A Touch of Insanity was infused into a chocolate cake
Pahn (while she dubbed herself octomaid) became takoyaki
Melon was blended into a smoothie

So what do the rest of you think? General members as well as staff. Who on staff should be made into what? Either for their names, their nicknames, or hey if you want what they make you think of!

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*blink blink* o.o

O-Oh, I dunno. I'd need to think on it. lol.
 
I want to be mapo tofu. The spicy Senchuan dish.
 
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My name doesn't lend itself well to being a food item...
 
I like it, Sen! *puts it on the menu.

@Click This. If you don't have one for yourself you can think of one for others on staff you know, too!
 
Purple takoyaki is awesome! Delish delish!

@Jorick should totally be so barbecued bear-steak while his bear skin is displayed in front of the fireplace where all the kinky things happen!
 
@Atomyk can be atomic chicken wings, then!
 
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@firejay1 Just whatever you do, don't turn Diana into buttery toast( again) Also, maybe @Grumpy can be turned into coffee.
 
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Pahn said:
@Jorick should totally be so barbecued bear-steak while his bear skin is displayed in front of the fireplace where all the kinky things happen!
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Hmm... Well, if I must be made into food, then that works.
 
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I like the atomic wings prop! And grumpy as coffee works. hue. Dunno why Soylent Green is relevant, but @Hana actually....

Eat-Your-Garden Salad
 
Also. @Pahn. I already have plans to make @Jorick into roast duckbear steak.
 
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Hah. You don't eat trees. We can't digest cellulose.

Nor are pens or swords good menu ideas.

Good thing I'm not a staff member then.
 
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@Atomyk can be atomic chicken wings, then!
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@Grumpy should become one of those reallyyyyy sour candies 8D
 
Hana said:
He's totally a grapefruit. He even went as one when we all had those food/fruit avatars, remember? xD
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FRUIT IS TOO NICE FOR GRUMPY! Grumpy needs something scary... LIke blair's 16 million reserve sauce. The world hottest extract 8D
 
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