Srs Instructions

And thats how Porg got the reputation of having foaming pussy jumping on him.
 
Ok, everyone needs to stop saying 'foaming' and 'pussy'. >_<
 
YOU TAKE THE COKE AND THE ALKA SELTZER AND YOU MIX TOGETHER LIKE SO...
 
Ok Amp that's the foam, now where does the pussy come in?
 
If you don't know that, GMK, then there's no hope for you.
 
I don't usually stick coke and alka-seltzer in my pussy, So you'll forgive me If i need some clarification.
 
*Borrows the diagrams, pictures, flow-charts, and a nifty laser pointer from a local school*

Well you see GMK. . .
 
Delicious sexual flowcharts.
 
Ampoule said:
YOU TAKE THE COKE AND THE ALKA SELTZER AND YOU MIX TOGETHER LIKE SO...
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Looks like I need to bust out the Premarital Sex Box. *blows dust off the device* Haven't used this in a while. . .
 
Oh god, no! Not the Premarital Sex box! *'Nam-like flashbacks of younger, more foolish and carefree times*

THAT'S WHY I HAVE THESE CLAAAAAWSSSS!!!!! *waves around hooks for hands*

There's no escaping...no escaping its wrath!
 
Whats all this fancy chemistry for?

*Pulls out a packet of bi-carb cut libraly with crack*
 
*calls exterminatus on this thread*

this thread has become too silly.
 
*hurls a melta bomb at amp*

No-one disputes my victory.
 
Still better than Iron Man 2.
 
*shoves railun up Orion's nose and turns his neck into a blood fountain*

Don't worry GMK I got this one.
 
Thank you kindly Sir Vay

*blasts the remains of Amp with a heavy incinerator*
 
E tu Vay?

*Sprays Acid blood all over Vay & GMK*

SHE'LL JUST COME BACK. . . STRONGER THAN EVER. . . IN YOUR NIGHTMARES.
 
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