Srs Instructions

Kitty burrito?
 
..... Asmo.....

You don't have a spouse. Who helped you with this? WHO?!

*IS ALL OVER DRAMATIC AND TAKING THREAD TOO SERIOUSLY, LOLZ*
 
He has friends...right...you do have friends right asmo?
 
My pussy's too hot for you to handle.
 
I had something intelligent to say, but I'll keep that to insanity.

(RUUUUUUUUUUN FO DA HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLS!)
 
I DID have something witty to say. Then I saw Asmo said the word "pussy".

....

Yeah.....

What were we talking about?
 
Srs instructions for giving medicine to Asmo's hot pussy or something.
 
My pussy needs something warm and soothing inside it, but's it's too hard.
 
QuellMyHeresy said:
Obviously you guys have no idea how to get your cats to take the meds!

2 steps to enlightenment:

1. Follow Asmo's advice and put your cat in the cradle

2. Apply a silver spoon.

3. Then little boy blue and the man in the moon will pry it's mouth open.

-10 points to whoever is reading this saying, "What does that mean?"
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What's funny is that's a Cat Stevens song. So it's like a double entendre. Except with cats....... But it's really not.




*sigh* And it's still not as funny as the pussy jokes...
 
At least your jokes were better than Iron Man 2.

*grabs a rope and swings to the next thread*
 
WAIT! I FOUND SOMETHING FOR YOUR PUSSY! COME BAAAAAAAAAAACK!
 
I remember when my Cat licked the flea stuff we had to put on it's neck.. he was 'hypersalivating' (Read: Foaming and drooling like me over Sean Connery) for like an hour.. we had to wash the floors of 3 rooms.. he left a trail like a snail.. and.. oh god it was funny he looked so confused the entire time.. I fell over laughing..


Then he foamed on me..


I stopped laughing at this point >>
 
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