You're evil. Oh don't look at me like that. I know you've always known. You've always had an inkling that you were just a little bit darker than the rest. You always wondered why your version of "Looking on the bright side!" always involved death and crippling despair. Well there's a reason for that. And it all starts with your mother. I mean, she's a single mother, but she doesn't work? Where did all of that dough come from? The sky? Oh hon, You naive little idiot. Where's your daddy? What did you mother tell you? Did she say... "He's on a very very very long business trip?" Or did she try to ease the pain by telling you "He died in a fire." Well I have news for you. I'm your daddy. Oh don't be like that. After all it's...How does the saying go? Like Father, Like Spawn. Yes. At some point in your miserable existence you'll look like this too. If you make it that is. I have many children, and some of them have made me proud by passing the tests that I gave them and assuming positions as my demonic followers. And then some of them have failed me and I was forced to consume them to rid the world of their putrid presence. I do hope you won't become the latter. In short, you are a child of the devil and you have reached the ripe stage of being a teenager, where you start dating, learn how to drive, go to prom, and go on a horrifying quest to prove your worth to your father, Satan. As a devil spawn, you have a duty of serving your father in Hell as either a lowly minion or a Knight of Hell. The highest possible position and the most respected. Of course to achieve that position you have to pass one of your father's tests. And being who he is, those tests are never a walk in the park. The Test is split into four parts. The first one is to kill someone close to you and relinquish the human part of yourself. (Aka your soul! What? You didn't really think you'd be able to become a Knight of Hell and still keep your soul did you? Christ.) The test doesn't really have any rules except for this one; Do not kill your mother. Satan knocked her up for a reason, so she needs to be kept around. The second one is to find and group up with your brothers and sisters. You will then be approached by Satan's most trusted servant, Mistofeles, who will take you to an underground--No not 'hidden', literally under the surface--fighting ring where you will be pitted against each other. The one who defeats all of their siblings will be ranked as Dragon. The one who was unable to beat anyone or who beat the least amount of siblings will be ranked as Worm. (This part of the test will be decided by rolling dice. Meaning there will be combat but the effectiveness of the attacks will be decided by whatever amount you rolled.) The third test-- and for all your Worms, this is the last chance for you to redeem your pitiful self-- For the third test you must...Successfully kill an Angel. You're all weaklings so Satan doesn't expect you to snuff a big time angel like Michael or Gabriel, but at the same time killing a simple worker Angel wouldn't be very impressive. So instead you'll kill Heaven's beloved; Cupid. A fitting task, as Cupid is the embodiment of love, while you are the embodiment of hatred. Or you should be. The last test is the most difficult. You thought executing Cupid was tough? Try trying fighting your father. Yeah you hear me. You have to fight daddy. Naturally, since he is your father and one of the strongest beings on and out of Earth, killing him is impossible. But injuring him, specifically drawing his blood is...Well...It's possible, but extremely hard. So good luck, you'll need every bit of it.