Spanking time.

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The Butterfly

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I hear it's your birthday, Blade. I've made this thread for you to come in and let me wail on that ass. Pun intended.


Happy birthday. Here's a moose: :moose:




EVERYONE GET IN HERE AND WISH THIS MAN A HAPPY BIRTHDAY. DO IT. >:O
 
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Moonlit Blade

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Wail on my ass!? W-well, if it's you, Pete, then I suppose...

XD Also, thanks, Apple.
 

Zypher

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Wail on my ass!? W-well, if it's you, Pete, then I suppose....

So I see THAT NIGHT worked wonders >D

Happy Birthday to my favorite Poke'nerd!
 
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Pirogeth

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I'm obligated to wish you a happy birthday, however, I've decided I'd rather force you into an agreement that makes you look ahead to the future. And thus began the anniversary for yourself day, have a good one and don't forget to buy yourself a gift :)
 

Blind Hemingway

Ancient Iwaku Scum from 2006.
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Since you are my newest minion Iraqi... Acquaintance, Happy Smurf Day.
 

Fiona

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Happy b'day, Moonie~

*snugglehug*
 

Tegan

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The title to this thread is VERY misleading. :(

Happy Birthday, anyway.
 
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Anglkate

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Moonie is growing up so fast!!! *tear*.....now which weapon should i use >3 ?
 
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Moonlit Blade

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XDDD Tegan!

Thanks though, everyone! Once I claim my prize for winning the race, it'll totally make my day!

Oh yeah, and the whole... spending the day with family... Because... I should cherish these moments, and stuff... >>
 
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Fel of the Eternal Forest

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"You know, Pam, if you get me drunk enough I'll have sex with you."
"REALLY?"
"That, That's a Catch Twenty-two there... You see, the amount of alcohol I would need to have sex with you would-"