Spacecraft Cemetery

[Blind Hemingway]

There's a spot in the Pacific Ocean where our spaceships go to die.

 

[Razilin]

they failed to kill sandra bullock

 

[Blind Hemingway]

they failed to kill sandra bullock

That's because Sandra Bullock is part German. You know that German engineering is considered some of the best in the world. A house could probably fall on her and she'd be fine.

 

[Razilin]

techicnally in gravity the mass equivalent of many houses did try to fall on her and failed

 

[Blind Hemingway]

All because of German engineering.

 

[Vay]

www.youtube.com/watch?v=KecIdlEAKhU

Just replace Bismark with Bullock.

 

[Razilin]

Yes.

 

[Alan]

I'm part German, too.

Good luck killing me.

 

[Razilin]

We'll be sure to see if meteor fields, debris in space, a lack of working spacesuits, illiteracy in a Russian spacecraft, a fire inside said spacecraft, and being stranded on a jungle island will kill you too.

 

[Vay]

I'm part German, too.

Good luck killing me.

So am I.