Somewhere a dashing, dapper rogue wants to give you a. . .

Wouldn't it fall under a form of Stockholm syndrome?
 
OHHH MY GOD. That fills my girly fluffy crap quota for the day.
 
FUCK YOU JACKRION. I'LL BREAK INTO YOUR ROOM & BITCH ABOUT IT IF I WANT.

YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT THE THINGS I'VE DOOOONE
 
EXCUSE ME, ROSEPOULE.

BUT DURING MISSIONS YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO USE MY CODENAME:

ORIODEN.
 
*gasps, lifts himself up off the floor* I... I made it through! Do I get a prize?
In other news, I like how the signal strength indicator for the PTT looks exactly like a gun pointed at Jack's head. How far into that mess do you think he made it before he was wishing it would go off?
 
Still don't have a rose.
-Sets thread on fire.-
 
-hands Stacisaur a rose and a can of gasoline-
 
Thanks, Kid.
-Sets pretty rose gently into a vast amount of auburn curls, falling along the sides of the face.-

NOW BURN THREAD, BURN.
-starts an epic fire.- :D



 
D:
-Shrinks rapidly to the size of a peanut.-
T ^T
-Runs away crying.-
 
Orion you made Staci cry! How could you?


*passes him a C note*
 
*checks thread to see if there is yet free mustache rides*

I'll just see myself out.
 
Just ask Asmo to grow a mustache already and get over it.
 
*holds hands to face & weeps profusely, large tufts of messy handlebar moustache peeking out between fingers*


DO YOU KNOW WHY THEY ARE NAMED AFTER THE TITANIC CHARACTERS? BECAUSE ANYONE CLOSE TO THEM WILL GET SUCKED INTO THE VORTEX THAT IS THEIR RAPIDLY SINKING RELATIONSHIP AND THEY WILL DIE. ALSO, MY HEART WILL GO ON.
 
Actually, Tegan can give Asmo a ginger moustache if she felt so inclined
 
But, ginger mustaches are so gross!
 
Haha silly Fel stop letting your wife use your account
 
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