Good Day/Night/Whatever Sirs and Madams and Siradams,
I am Tyrannosaurs Rekt. You can call me Rekt for short. Or Dino Person or T-Rex or whatever your little heart can imagine. I might even accept “Most Magical Unicorn” or “Manliest Daffodil Ever.” I’m fairly flexible.
I’ve RP’d for quite some time. Quite some time being longer than some people have been alive. i’msoold. That being said, I’m not a stickler for writing. I’m going to mess up English. You’re going to mess up English. English is going to be abused by the both of us, get tired of our shit, and then probably leave in the middle of the night with no warning. The thing is, I want to understand the majority of what you write. And I assume you want vice-versa. As long as we reach some sort of moot point of understanding, I’m fine.
I love all things speculative fiction. Fantasy, High Fantasy, Low Fantasy, Dark Fantasy, SciFi, Space Opera, Modern Fantasy, Supernatural, Paranormal, Steampunk, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Post-Apoc, and Alternate Universe. I could probably save time by saying everything but Slice-of-Life and Non-Fiction. Nah. Lists make me seem more sophisticated.
What else? I love things outside the norm of normal RPs. I’m going to be honest and say I’m tired of playing ye olde Gary Stu to ye olde Mary Sue. Give me a plot ripe with imperfect characters and goals that can’t be completed…. And I’ll give you all my love. A forewarning: my love isn’t amazing and it might be a little bit sticky, like the floor in a fast-food restaurant.
This is beginning to feel less like an introduction message and more like some sort of advertisement. I might re-use this for a request thread. Because lazy. Anyway, the obligatory exposition about myself is finished. Hooray. And there was much rejoicing.