Some French ass fuckin' je nais ce quoi par le vous motherfuckin' metric system

Kooriryu

The Internet Witch
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So hey, so yo peep this shit right here:



And then this:



And then this motherfucker right here:



Looks so goddamn delicious, amirite? So I'm on this website Carte Noir tryin' to track down the "recette" for these delicious bitches, googletranslating like a motherfucker and I find them,

Here, http://www.cartenoire.fr/news/index.php/faim-de-gourmandise/les-macarons-font-leur-cinema/ (They're fuckin' up the .pdf to the macaron recipe for me for some fuckin' reason)

here, http://www.uncafenommedesir.com/desiretmoi/microsites/CNFR110609/Cafe_Dosettes/recette.pdf

and here, http://www.uncafenommedesir.com/desiretmoi/microsites/CNFR110908/Cafe_Moulu/recette.pdf

Hook a sister up and I will film this shit so it is easy to follow along and everyone's gonna have a good Christmas.