So... this is a thing. (Potentially NSFW)

[Yus of the Conquest]

The thing is...I don't...I just assume it would be weird just having a tail against you while you bang plastic.

 

[Holmishire]

The fact that you gave that some thought scares the shit out of me.

I want to be a good person.

Please.

 

[ᴛᴏᴄᴋᴀ]

The thing is...I don't...I just assume it would be weird just having a tail against you while you bang plastic.

Weird, yes. Visually hilarious? Hell yeah!

 

[Yus of the Conquest]

Huh...If I had a nickel for everytime I said "bang plastic"...I'd have 2 nickels.

 

[Yus of the Conquest]

I was going to make a cherry popping/ balloon popping joke....But eh...

 

[ᴛᴏᴄᴋᴀ]

Huh...If I had a nickel for everytime I said "bang plastic"...I'd have 2 nickels.

So you're inflatable girlfriend arrived in the mail today then?

I want to be a good person.

Please.

I'm sorry. I'm afraid all hope for you has been lost. You worked out how to charizard an inflatable pony girl.....there's no coming back from that one.

 

[Yus of the Conquest]

WOW WHEN ITS ALL LAID OUT LIKE THAT, THATS REALLY BAD. Charizarding an Inflatable Pony for Dummies.

 

[ᴛᴏᴄᴋᴀ]

WOW WHEN ITS ALL LAID OUT LIKE THAT, THATS REALLY BAD. Charizarding an Inflatable Pony for Dummies.

There's the next best seller. I get 1/10 of the profits!

 

[Yus of the Conquest]

There's the next best seller. I get 1/10 of the profits!

...Its bad, because I'm sure that book would sell...

 

[ᴛᴏᴄᴋᴀ]

The scary part is, you're probably right. There would be a few people who bought it as a gag gift...but probably a whole lot more who bought it for the information. o.o

 

[Yus of the Conquest]

The scary part is, you're probably right. There would be a few people who bought it as a gag gift...but probably a whole lot more who bought it for the information. o.o

Sooner or later there will be a a freaking Kamasutra about this.

 

[SlamifiedBuddafied]

Not even when you can charizard them without needing permission? Of course they wouldn't be usable afterwards....but still!

Shave off your own pubes and glue them on. I'm sure it'd work. . . having said this I'm going to go and hide under my bed covers until my shame is forgotten.

Well, you could make a fireproof model with refillable hair sheets attached via velcro.

And that. That. That is an idea you should send into the manufacturer.

WOW WHEN ITS ALL LAID OUT LIKE THAT, THATS REALLY BAD. Charizarding an Inflatable Pony for Dummies.

I'm not leaving my bed at all now. Going to cry to sleep. Good night.

 

[ᴛᴏᴄᴋᴀ]

Shave off your own pubes and glue them on. I'm sure it'd work. . . having said this I'm going to go and hide under my bed covers until my shame is forgotten.

Yes, you should go hide. For shame! Stop filling people's heads with ideas!

Now go to your room and think of all the damage you've just caused. =P

 

[Yus of the Conquest]

...But in the end...isn't it just a blow up doll, except its a pony girl?

 

[SlamifiedBuddafied]

Yes, you should go hide. For shame! Stop filling people's heads with ideas!

Now go to your room and think of all the damage you've just caused. =P

I'm just putting the idea in writing. It's up to people to fill their heads with said writing. But of course I'm guilty as the fuel which can't help but to continue the fire.

 

[Yus of the Conquest]

...We're creating something terrible, I just know it.

 

[Holmishire]

...We're creating something terrible, I just know it.

Creating?

I believe it has already been here for quite some time. We merely feed the beast.

 

[Yus of the Conquest]

Creating?

I believe it has already been here for quite some time. We merely feed the beast.

...There's already a wiki on naughty things to do with pony girl inflatables? Wow I'm behind.

 

[MrSandman]

Trust me, that is far from the strangest thing you can find when it comes to inflatable sex dolls. Look around enough, you'll be able to have every animal from the local petting zoo in plastic form in your basement dripping with lube.

 

[SlamifiedBuddafied]

But really. It is quite terrible, but tremendously amusing such things exist. Ah, what a wonderful world we live in.