So... this is a thing. (Potentially NSFW)

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According to this blog here, "Straight out of China, ready for ordering, is the "Sexy Inflatable Girl Pony" that you see above. That's right everyone, China is now mass-producing Anthro Rainbow Dash sex dolls. ... Dash stands at 5 foot 9 inches tall and is made of PVC."

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No surprise. I've seen inflatable barnyard animals (cows, pigs, chickens) at the sex shop before. I once saw dildos which resembled various U.S. Presidents and even Putin. But this certainly is a little odd. It's the pictures however that are... well. We know.
 
I'm more concerned for the man in the third picture. If the doll is in fact 5'9" than that guy must be barely five feet tall. Possible shorter.
 
Snaketoof said:
I'm more concerned for the man in the third picture. If the doll is in fact 5'9" than that guy must be barely five feet tall. Possible shorter.
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Chinese people yo, average height is approx. 5 feet 2 inches.
 
I, for one, am only surprised that nobody did this sooner. There's a steady market of merchandise for guys who are way too into anime characters, why not for ponies too? :lol:
 
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Because I needed to be doubly creeped out; first by pony girl, then my Butterfly's avatar. Damn Pennywise.....
 
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Those are some nice child-bearing hips you got there. Mmmmhmmm.
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And those are words that will earn you a slap in the face. Fortunately, you would have to move her hand to make her slap you, so I think you're safe.
 
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You know I get that it's an anthro horse
But they could have attempted to change the structure of the head to be more... horse like.
I mean
Look at it
it's a fucking line there

what the shit is that?
 
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The show is cute and all, plenty of innuendo only adults should understand.

But the fucking fandom and inserting ponies into everything and being incredibly creepy about it is just sad.
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Azarthes said:
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I

You know I get that it's an anthro horse
But they could have attempted to change the structure of the head to be more... horse like.
I mean
Look at it
it's a fucking line there

what the shit is that?
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They made a movie about it.

They still has horse ears and tails.

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Those dimensions are ridiculous.
 
I actually felt vomit reach my throat, then I gagged on it when I started laughing. Ach!

Edit: Equestranauts are way sexier horses, though.
 
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They still has horse ears and tails.
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I didn't watch the film, but I think I've read the synopsis and watched reviews or something.

Though they are colourful for the entire film, they only get their ponified appearances when using magic to fight villains. Or whenever they play music, because music is magic I guess?

But like, this doll-thing is pretty tame compared to the horrors I have happened upon. I almost pity your sheltered existence, @Seiji...
 
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