So I'm fucking classy

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Darkness

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It's almost midnight, raining heavily, I've got a cigarette, and I'm listening to jazz.

God damn, I should get a blowjob for being this cool.
 
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You're just sad because you're not classy.

I understand, I used to pass my tests in high school from the nerds I cheated off.
 
Ugh. Can't someone come up with an original comeback in here for once?

No, really. Responses are starting to get really really stale....
 
I know, we can fill in the gaping hole that Isabella left us with Darkness instead!

I'm so smart!
 
Ugh. Can't someone come up with an original comeback in here for once?

No, really. Responses are starting to get really really stale....


you DARE defy the almioghty captain Haddock?
Belemnite! Bashi-bazouk! Mserable blundering barbequed blister! Odd-toed ungulate! Thundering misguided missile!
 
OH NO AMPOULE HAS CEASED BEING MOE!

;_;

*Gives up on Iwaku... for LIFE.*
 
Because Paorou abandoned Amp! ;_; Defending oneself in the cold, harsh world of Iwaku...can do things to a person...terrible, terrible things...*rubs snot away with sleeve and hugs makeshift club*
 
Yeah, what where you thinking? Making me babysit Ampie.
 
Because

Uh... I...

Durrr...









MAKASETE OKAAAAAAAAAAAAY~

*Flies off towards the setting sun... in a robot.*
 
*Ampoule drops to one knee and hefts makeshift club onto shoulder. With a bunch of fancy CGI and LENSFLARE the club transforms into a RAWKET LUNCHER*

KISAMAAAAAA!!!

*fires LUNCH RAWKET at Paorou, destroying thrusters*
 
Sacrifices need to be made sometimes!

FOR THE GREATER GOOD! *flips eyepatch over to other eye, reloads RAWKET LUNCHER like a SHAWTGUHN and fires off another LUNCH RAWKET*
 
"Countermeasures initiated."


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Two laser beams incapacitate and destroy the Lunch Rawket!
 
*Paorou poses magnficently against the setting sun.*

Foolish weapory musume! We have created anti moe weaponry just or this day!
 
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