So I'm fucking classy

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Darkness

Guest
Original poster
It's almost midnight, raining heavily, I've got a cigarette, and I'm listening to jazz.

God damn, I should get a blowjob for being this cool.
 
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Darkness

Guest
Original poster
You're just sad because you're not classy.

I understand, I used to pass my tests in high school from the nerds I cheated off.
 

Delnoir

A Relic of a Bygone Era
Ugh. Can't someone come up with an original comeback in here for once?

No, really. Responses are starting to get really really stale....
 
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Paorou-sama

Guest
Original poster
I know, we can fill in the gaping hole that Isabella left us with Darkness instead!

I'm so smart!
 
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Warmaster Death

Guest
Original poster
Ugh. Can't someone come up with an original comeback in here for once?

No, really. Responses are starting to get really really stale....

you DARE defy the almioghty captain Haddock?
Belemnite! Bashi-bazouk! Mserable blundering barbequed blister! Odd-toed ungulate! Thundering misguided missile!
 
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Paorou-sama

Guest
Original poster
OH NO AMPOULE HAS CEASED BEING MOE!

;_;

*Gives up on Iwaku... for LIFE.*
 
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Ampoule

Guest
Original poster
Because Paorou abandoned Amp! ;_; Defending oneself in the cold, harsh world of Iwaku...can do things to a person...terrible, terrible things...*rubs snot away with sleeve and hugs makeshift club*
 

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Invitation Status
,
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Preferred Character Gender
Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
Yeah, what where you thinking? Making me babysit Ampie.
 
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Paorou-sama

Guest
Original poster
Because

Uh... I...

Durrr...









MAKASETE OKAAAAAAAAAAAAY~

*Flies off towards the setting sun... in a robot.*
 
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Ampoule

Guest
Original poster
*Ampoule drops to one knee and hefts makeshift club onto shoulder. With a bunch of fancy CGI and LENSFLARE the club transforms into a RAWKET LUNCHER*

KISAMAAAAAA!!!

*fires LUNCH RAWKET at Paorou, destroying thrusters*
 
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Ampoule

Guest
Original poster
Sacrifices need to be made sometimes!

FOR THE GREATER GOOD! *flips eyepatch over to other eye, reloads RAWKET LUNCHER like a SHAWTGUHN and fires off another LUNCH RAWKET*
 
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Captain Nic

Guest
Original poster
"Countermeasures initiated."


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Two laser beams incapacitate and destroy the Lunch Rawket!
 
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Paorou-sama

Guest
Original poster
*Paorou poses magnficently against the setting sun.*

Foolish weapory musume! We have created anti moe weaponry just or this day!