So I'm fucking classy

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Darkness

I CAN HUG A SHITLOAD OF CATS
#1
It's almost midnight, raining heavily, I've got a cigarette, and I'm listening to jazz.

God damn, I should get a blowjob for being this cool.
 

Darkness

I CAN HUG A SHITLOAD OF CATS
#3
You're just sad because you're not classy.

I understand, I used to pass my tests in high school from the nerds I cheated off.
 

Delnoir

A Relic of a Bygone Era
#4
Ugh. Can't someone come up with an original comeback in here for once?

No, really. Responses are starting to get really really stale....
 
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Paorou-sama

Guest
#5
I know, we can fill in the gaping hole that Isabella left us with Darkness instead!

I'm so smart!
 
W

Warmaster Death

Guest
#7
Ugh. Can't someone come up with an original comeback in here for once?

No, really. Responses are starting to get really really stale....

you DARE defy the almioghty captain Haddock?
Belemnite! Bashi-bazouk! Mserable blundering barbequed blister! Odd-toed ungulate! Thundering misguided missile!
 
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Paorou-sama

Guest
#9
OH NO AMPOULE HAS CEASED BEING MOE!

;_;

*Gives up on Iwaku... for LIFE.*
 
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Ampoule

Guest
#10
Because Paorou abandoned Amp! ;_; Defending oneself in the cold, harsh world of Iwaku...can do things to a person...terrible, terrible things...*rubs snot away with sleeve and hugs makeshift club*
 

Blind Hemingway

Big "WHAT?!"
BENEFACTOR
Roleplay Invitations
Group Roleplays, One on One Roleplays
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
My Usual Online Time
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Genders You Prefer Playing
Primarily Prefer Female
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
SCREW THIS. I'M CHAOTIC STUPID. I LOWER MY TROUSERS AND WIZZ ON THE KING.
Favorite Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
Genre You DON'T Like
Yaoi or Furrisms, DnD, High Fantasy, romance. Straight up Horror.
#11
Yeah, what where you thinking? Making me babysit Ampie.
 
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Paorou-sama

Guest
#12
Because

Uh... I...

Durrr...









MAKASETE OKAAAAAAAAAAAAY~

*Flies off towards the setting sun... in a robot.*
 
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Ampoule

Guest
#13
*Ampoule drops to one knee and hefts makeshift club onto shoulder. With a bunch of fancy CGI and LENSFLARE the club transforms into a RAWKET LUNCHER*

KISAMAAAAAA!!!

*fires LUNCH RAWKET at Paorou, destroying thrusters*
 
Roleplay Invitations
Group Roleplays, One on One Roleplays
Posting Speed
A Few Posts a Week, One Post a Week
My Usual Online Time
6 PM and Midnight M-F, varying on weekends
Writing Levels
Intermediate, Adept, Adaptable
Genders You Prefer Playing
Male, Female, Primarily Prefer Female
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
I'm a switch
Favorite Genres
Fantasy, Modern
Genre You DON'T Like
Yaoi and Furry
#14
...That was MY lunch.
 
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Ampoule

Guest
#15
Sacrifices need to be made sometimes!

FOR THE GREATER GOOD! *flips eyepatch over to other eye, reloads RAWKET LUNCHER like a SHAWTGUHN and fires off another LUNCH RAWKET*
 
C

Captain Nic

Guest
#16
"Countermeasures initiated."


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Two laser beams incapacitate and destroy the Lunch Rawket!
 
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Ampoule

Guest
#17
NOOOOOOO! That was MY lunch!!
 
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Paorou-sama

Guest
#18
*Paorou poses magnficently against the setting sun.*

Foolish weapory musume! We have created anti moe weaponry just or this day!
 

Orochi

GET OFF MY LAWN :E
#19
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OONXkj2xjbs"]YouTube - My Humps[/ame]
 
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Ampoule

Guest
#20
REEEEEEEMIIIIIIIIIIIIIXXX!!!!!