So how dead are you?

I'll slaughter all of the zombies with the power of my mighty hand mirror!
 
Men~! I got my bf with his laptop?! What am I to do with such worthless things!? -eyes bf and his MacPro- ....-kicks him toward the zombies-....-runs away with his MacPro-
 
A lamp. Can zombies be electrocuted?
 
It depends on the voltage. If you really got it high enough, you could probably just send it through a fence, then have the zombie walk through the fence, then it would be really, really, really dead. Like a dead begonia.
 
Begonia?...Whatever. So lamp good? Yay I'm not dead! - OH!!! HEART ATTACK!!!