Smurfs: Cute Little Blue Creatures or Commies?

Blind Hemingway

Ancient Iwaku Scum from 2006.
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Writing Levels
  1. Adept
  2. Douche
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
Great. So the new Smurf movie will have a bunch of wise-cracking empowered female smurfs who know Kung Fu and don't need male smurfs to help as they balance a career and family and talk candidly about their periods.

I suppose they'll be a black smurf too, who's not afraid to speak his mind and break it down for the homies.

What next? The homosexual odyssey of Bananaman?
 
There have been black smurfs already...

They were pure evil...and when they bit the other smurfs, they got infected by the blackness and turned pure evil too...
 
I remember hearing something about this a while ago.

Always had a feeling about papa smurf and his red hat though.
 
There have been black smurfs already...

They were pure evil...and when they bit the other smurfs, they got infected by the blackness and turned pure evil too...

Now they are even racist. How sad.
 
Smurfs are real! They steal your socks! But only the left ones. What's with that?


Oh wait, those were trolls.