Fed up with my incompetent new intern (redundancy: all interns are worthless jk :^) ), I took it upon myself to do his low-level work and found a surprising pleasure in mass-highlighting numbers like an idiot. It was like killing them with the colors blue and yellow.
I also mastered cooking mapo tofu (add a bit of extra oyster sauce, spam more ginger, sprinkle black beans).
Also I took a basketball to the crotch and it hurt, but for some reason peeing feels extra good now. @ me if you want a basketball to the nads.