Six-Word-Stories: Week 9

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  1. 1-3 posts per day
Online Availability
Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday, from 5pm-10pm US EAST
Writing Levels
  1. Douche
  2. Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Male
  2. Primarily Prefer Male
Genres
Fantasy, Sci-fi, Modern, Warlike, and Furry RP's.
They say a picture is worth a thousand words...
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Well I say it's six.

Welcome to the NIENTH Six-Word-Story writing contest! It is a weekly exercise with a simple, yet brain-churning idea: Turn a picture into six words.

Simple enough, right? Well, maybe. IDK. There are a few rules however for sly foxes:fox:.

1. All words count as as word (very redundant, but it means that even single letters like 'A' and 'I' count as a word)

2. Acronyms (like N.A.T.O. and P.O.O.P) and conjoined words (like they're and ain't) each count as separate individual words (N.A.T.O=4 words/They're=two words)

3. Punctuation does not count as words.

4. Six words. No more. No less.

Without any further ado...should I delete those rules?


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Doggo be doin a big concern.
 
Do Not Blame me for this.
 
"Seriously, my dog ate my homework!"
 
I thought it was junk mail.
 
I took care of your taxes.
 
The face of the guilty leers.
 
That pup has a rat's face.