She is driving me crazy. So I got this new computer with some weird dohicky on it called Cortana. If you ever want useless searches done, ask Cortona, or don't, because she does it anyway. Me: *typing away* Cortana: *pops up* Me: "Shut up, Cortana." Cortana: "Looking up shut up." I want to beat you. No, I did not ask for a definition of shut up, I asked you to shut up. Go away, you and your new witchery have no power here. Or you do, but what the hell are you? I know you are a search engine of some sorts but what the hell am I supposed to use you for? I have Google. Anybody else have Cortona, and at least like her?