ARE YOU ALL READY FOR SOME
CULTURAL APPROPRIATION?
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ZE INGREDIENTS
Eggs (buy local if you can, they taste better)
Nori / Seaweed
Kerrygold Butter. This is the best butter. Accept no damn substitute.
Tony's creole seasoning because IT'S GOOD, JUST TRUST ME.
Minced onions. Actually mince your onions and don't be a cheap lazy asshole like me.
Torn up flour tortilla. Because I can.
Pepperjack Cheese.
Cabbage.
Ham.
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Make an omelete with all the ingredients except cabbage and nori.
Also fire up your ricemaker, because WE'RE MAKING MUSUBI THE LIKES OF WHICH... YOU'VE NEVER SEEN THE LIKES OF WHICH.
(obscure TV show reference)
(PS: the butter was used to grease the pan for the omelete. You don't think it would make a difference but it does.)
The rice is done, we put it in the
musubi sushi roll mould because fuck it, sushi roll is better than musubi for this much junk. And you put the cabbage on top of that because we're eccentric and like to try randomass things in our food.
AWWWW YEEEEAH PURE AMERICAN CHOLESTEROL ABUNDANCE.
......AND THE BITCH IS ROLLED...!
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AND THEN YOU EAT IT LIKE A BURRITO BECAUSE YOU'RE A FUCKING ANIMAL WITH NO RESPECT FOR THE ART OF SUSHI
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Bonus appropriation:
- use chorizo instead of ham
- use red pepper cheddar instead of pepper jack (be careful you don't set your mouth on fire with this)
- Use Dinosaur BBQ Cajun Foreplay Spice Rub instead of Tony's if you want to burn your tongue right the fuck off
On a serious note:
Just make the omelete and don't bother with the sushi part of it. Also don't bother with the tortilla pieces (although you should experiment with them elsewhere because they make a surprisingly decent omelete... topping?? inclusion?? whatever).
Also, actually flip the omelete if you can instead of letting it cook with a lid on it. Because actually flipping the omelete makes it taste better, though I'm not a scientist so I have no idea why.
The unasked question: "WHY DID YOU MAKE THIS?"
I had an insatiable need for sushi, burrito, and ham and cheese omelete at the same time and I decided to kill multiple birds with a singular meal. It wasn't bad but it was nothing to write home about either. I think it was just one of those "it has too much going on" kinds of things.
I suppose it all works out because my next stop in "too much going on" food adventures is thoroughly violating all that curry stands for.
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Actually I made that months ago. Lately I've been making vegetable omeletes that are more vegetable than omelete, but I'm too lazy to take pics of the one I just finished.
Which contained:
- local eggs
- red peppers
- mushrooms
- spinach
- tony's
- brocolli
- bison meat (ground)
I just finished that part. I'm about to throw it all in a spinach wrap tortilla with some refried beans as a breakfast burrito.
..... Yeah I'm not a cool cook like you guys. I just throw whatever I happen to have on hand together and hope for the best lol.