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Short scenarios!

Discussion in 'THREAD ARCHIVES' started by Tain, Mar 14, 2010.

  1. I'll start as an example...

    *Dinner time, Mess Hall*
    BC: *reaches over and grabs a napkin off Tain's tray*
    Tain: "He just kept screaming as if--" *stares at BC* "... Did you just take my napkin?"
    BC: "Yeh. Whut'chu gon' DO 'bout it?" *looks away*
    Tain: *stares at BC for a moment longer... then takes BC's sandwich off of his tray and moves in to take a bite*

    Now you! Now you!!
     
  2. New Year's Eve, t-minus 30 minutes until midnight...

    [Seiji and Tain are at a party. Seiji has never had soju before, and is poured his very first cup of a soju/fruitjuice mix.]
    Tain: "Hey, you gotta be careful with this shit. Soju will fuck you up when you're not paying attention."
    [Tain turns around. Seiji is double-fisting red cups-- one is empty.]
    Tain: "... What the fuck, you're done?!"
    Seiji: "YEAH."
     
  3. *Chatting with Ocha while driving back home!*
    Diana: So then we run in to the field of blood sucking butterflies!
    Ocha: HAHAHA! No character would be expecting that!
    Diana: Yeah and the we- Wait, shouldn't we be close to home by now? *Looks at forest of trees in the middle of nowhere!*
    Ocha: ....uh oh.

    P.S. Really happened. .__.;