Short Problems

[Razilin]

A short person will have no shortage of problems, nyuk nyuk.

Seriously though, I am sympathetic towards people of shorter than average height for I suffer the same angst and issues with being a lowly 5' 7" myself.

Let not your hearts be troubled my fellow short rounds, for the short people will inherit the Earth. IT IS WRITTEN!

AND WE KICK TALLER PEOPLE IN THE JINKIES TO MAKE 'EM SHORTER THAN US!

KNEEL BEFORE ZOD.

 

[Penny Dreadful]

Don't feel bad. Tall people usually die faster. Something to do with their hearts having to work harder.

And, if you're really short, you'll survive fires more easily! Yay!

 

[Gwazi Magnum]

When everyone says they're attracted to tall people but not to shorter people. :(

#thestruggleisreal

 

[Razilin]

When I pick up more chicks than tall people

#justrazilinthings