Short Problems

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Because there is a tall problems thread, why not a short? And damn it, I want to be tall and have tall people problems.

"Short" list:

-Reaching shit on the shelves in the store and having to climb like a monkey to get it
-Reaching the light on the ceiling to change it but you can't because you are too short and whatever you stand on still makes you too short to change it
-People's arm rests. I'm a 23 year old 5'0 person and yet all the teenagers lean on me like I am some kind of post
-Hobbit jokes
-Out in public people 'don't see you there'. On many occasions I have been stepped on because people are paying attention tho their phone and because I am not tall they just do not see me
-Short arms (I'm a mother fucking T-Rex)
 
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I'm not exceptionally short, standing at 5'7, but I am still below the average and it seems like every other male around my age that I know is taller than me. I know your pain.
 
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Short legs suck, it takes more effort to get somewhere.
 
Yup, all of those apply. In a similar vein, I used to work in labs and I almost couldn't manipulate with some chemicals because they were stored in giant containers and I couldn't even grab them properly since my hands were so tiny. It's also almost impossible for me to find lab gloves in the right size; they always hang on me and that can get dangerous quickly, especially if you work with something volatile.
 
Climbing on my kitchen counters to reach the top shelf. >:C

Standing on my tippy toes just to open the microwave.

Looking like a toddler when I sit on my couch and my feet dangle off it.

Hugging my 6'0 tall sister and getting boobs right to the face.

BUT

At least I can wear high heels and not tower over everyone! :D
 
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AHAHAHAHA YOU'RE ALL MIDGETS

#TALLPEOPLEMASTERRACE
 
I solve my short problems by kicking tall problems in the shin

then in the g'nads


Halo said:
AHAHAHAHA YOU'RE ALL MIDGETS

#TALLPEOPLEMASTERRACE
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<RAZILIN USES SHIN KICK OF DOOM!>

<ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE!>
 
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Razilin said:
I solve my short problems by kicking tall problems in the shin

then in the g'nads



<RAZILIN USES SHIN KICK OF DOOM!>

<ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE!>
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(insert smirk here)
 
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Clothes are always gigantic, yes even small clothes can be big for us short peeps...... You people better have this problem as well.
 
My wife chimed in when I opened this thread.

"Not being able to reach something in the bottom of a deep trash bin/container."
 
Having to roll the pant legs up on every pair of pants I've ever owned.

Having to climb on the washing machine to get the clothes at the bottom.

[I'm 23 years old and 4'11]
 
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Muna said:
Having to roll the pant legs up on every pair of pants I've ever owned.

Having to climb on the washing machine to get the clothes at the bottom.

[I'm 23 years old and 4'11]
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You're fun sized!?

....are you....A teddy bear?
 
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