LADIES! I love funny names for periods. My favourite and personal most-used is "shark week," and I swear it's half the reason I need a shark emoji. Other ones I've heard include Blood Moon blowjob/handjob week blood sacrifice ("I can't go swimming, I'm making a blood sacrifice" x'D) Ovarian housekeeping Uterus Riot Week Mensies (not terribly original but it sounds so cute!) the Red Menace What are some more?