Shameful Confessions

because jeans shopping is actually The Worst, especially when you're female
My mother avoided that by just getting guy jeans.


My confession... My friend has 2 keyboards. A wired one, and a wireless one. When he's writing things, I'll type things on his second keyboard to give him a bunch of awkward spelling errors in his stories. Then when he later edits, he sit's there like "HOW DID I POSSIBLY PRESS "5?"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

I was caught once when I pressed "Tab" and he's like "Okay, what the fuck." And then I start laughing and he's like "You son of a bitch" so he grabbed the wireless keyboard and hit me with it XD