Sh*t my Dad Says

Discussion in 'THREAD ARCHIVES' started by Tuxedo Mask, Mar 29, 2010.

  1. Dad: Dude
    Me: Sweet
    Dad: Totally
     
  2. All of these are said by my dad:

    "Its better to be pissed off than to be pissed on."
    "Head em' up move em' out." : when exiting the car.
    "You make a better door than you do a window." : When view of tv is blocked.
    "Chinese soup. Wanton." : When he is asked for something and the asnwer is No.


    They aren’t all necessarily funny…I'd say they are...quirky.
     
  3. Dad: *Watching a bunch of bikini girls on television intently.*
    Me: "Dad, aren't you a little old for them?"
    Dad: "I ain't dead yet, am I?"
     
  4. ME: Oh.... that girl's kinda cute...
    Dad: Nice rack.
    ME: No, that's a push-up bra. It's a lie.
     
  5. Here's a throwback to Orochi that my dad actually says:

    GET OFF MAH LAWN!
     
  6. Me: Ok, seriously, can I have the Z? (Dotsan 280z, car)
    Dad: It's falling apart.
    Me: PLEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASE?!
    Dad: ....Your brother wants it too, what do you want me to do?
    Me: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! HE'LL DESTROY IT! PLEASE!
    Dad: You know I'm jewish. And yes, you can have the car.