Sh*t my Dad Says

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Professor Crane

Guest
#2
Dad: Dude
Me: Sweet
Dad: Totally
 
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Corvus Corax

Guest
#3
All of these are said by my dad:

"Its better to be pissed off than to be pissed on."
"Head em' up move em' out." : when exiting the car.
"You make a better door than you do a window." : When view of tv is blocked.
"Chinese soup. Wanton." : When he is asked for something and the asnwer is No.


They aren’t all necessarily funny…I'd say they are...quirky.
 
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Tain

Guest
#4
Dad: *Watching a bunch of bikini girls on television intently.*
Me: "Dad, aren't you a little old for them?"
Dad: "I ain't dead yet, am I?"
 

Hydronine

The Murrstress
Roleplay Invitations
One on One Roleplays
Posting Speed
Several Posts a Day, A Few Posts A Day
Writing Levels
Adept, Advanced, Prestige, Douche, Adaptable
Genders You Prefer Playing
No Preferences
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
I'm fine with doing both, but it depends on the situation and how comfortable I am with the RP, plot, or subject matter of the RP.
Favorite Genres
Scifi, Fantasy, Modern, Magical, Horror, Noir, apocalyptic, Grimdark, yaoi, yuri, anything really.
Genre You DON'T Like
Uhhh..... That's hard.
#5
ME: Oh.... that girl's kinda cute...
Dad: Nice rack.
ME: No, that's a push-up bra. It's a lie.
 
Roleplay Invitations
Group Roleplays, One on One Roleplays
Posting Speed
A Few Posts a Week, One Post a Week
My Usual Online Time
6 PM and Midnight M-F, varying on weekends
Writing Levels
Intermediate, Adept, Adaptable
Genders You Prefer Playing
Male, Female, Primarily Prefer Female
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
I'm a switch
Favorite Genres
Fantasy, Modern
Genre You DON'T Like
Yaoi and Furry
#6
Here's a throwback to Orochi that my dad actually says:

GET OFF MAH LAWN!
 

Hydronine

The Murrstress
Roleplay Invitations
One on One Roleplays
Posting Speed
Several Posts a Day, A Few Posts A Day
Writing Levels
Adept, Advanced, Prestige, Douche, Adaptable
Genders You Prefer Playing
No Preferences
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
I'm fine with doing both, but it depends on the situation and how comfortable I am with the RP, plot, or subject matter of the RP.
Favorite Genres
Scifi, Fantasy, Modern, Magical, Horror, Noir, apocalyptic, Grimdark, yaoi, yuri, anything really.
Genre You DON'T Like
Uhhh..... That's hard.
#7
Me: Ok, seriously, can I have the Z? (Dotsan 280z, car)
Dad: It's falling apart.
Me: PLEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASE?!
Dad: ....Your brother wants it too, what do you want me to do?
Me: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! HE'LL DESTROY IT! PLEASE!
Dad: You know I'm jewish. And yes, you can have the car.