Sex Toys in Everyday Life! (NSFW)

Discussion in 'THREAD ARCHIVES' started by Seiji, Jun 1, 2014.

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  1. WARNING.

    VERY NSFW.

    YOU HAVE BEEN ADVISED.



















    Fake Vagina Beer Cozy!

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    Butt plug door stop!

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    Jack Rabbit hand blender!

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    Nipple clamp eyeglass keepers!

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    Double penetrator coat hooks!

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    Handjob candle holders!

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    Anal bead dip stick!

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    Penis extension handlebar grips!

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    Blowjob machine portable vacuum!

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    Cock ring napkin holder!

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    Cock ring cable keeper!

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    Butt plug drain stopper!

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    Butt plug wine stopper!

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    Double-ended dildo keyboard wrist rest!

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    Fake vagina mouse pad wrist rest!

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    Great combo
     
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  3. Oh my lawdy. I'm digging the butt plug wine corks.
     
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  4. Yes, this thread is giving me some great ideas on what I can do with all my leftover dildos!
     
  5. To be fair, most of the things the buttplugs and dildos are being used on can be used as buttplugs and dildos, if you're brave enough.

    That said, how well do you think cock rings would function as keyrings?
     
  6. I didn't even know they made some of those. D: Blowjob machine wat? *Gets thee to Amazon*

    A long time ago, a friend gave me this ENORMOUS dildo as...a gift? I dunno.

    My roomie and I just kept it suctioned to the shower wall and hung our loofahs from it.

    Then her dad visited and I forgot to close the shower curtain.

    Wonder what happened to that enormous dildo.
























    Oh yeah, we got married.
     
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  7. And I'm still not safe for work. :(
     
  8. I sure hope they washed them.
     
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  9. Not very well. Aren't you supposed to be able to slip your keys onto key rings by some thing metal wiring or something? Most cock rings I've seen have looked more like leather straps :/
     
  10. The gift that keeps on givin'.
     
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  11. To be honest, I'd like to be able to put my keys onto a leather strap. It wouldn't be very secure, but I'm sure I could works something out. I mean, do you know the pain I have to go through to hook a key onto a keyring? Feels like the tips of my fingers are being chewed off slowly, while the underside of my nails are having an industrial steel bullwhip taken to them.
     
  12. Hmm, that's a problem... How do you suggest we get the keys onto the cock ring, though?
     
  13. Smaller interlocking pieces? I don't know, I'm not very good at this "thinking" thing.
     
  14. Or we just stab them through.
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    While someone is wearing it.
    Leather is rather pliable, so with enough fiddling you should be able to get a sharper key through. As to those old fashioned keys, though, I'm not sure how it would work.
     
  15. If only my wrists were daintier... and I had a bedazzler.

    Cockring bracelets.

     


  16. After reading this three times, I'm still trying to decide whether you married the roommate or the dildo...
     
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