So I made a character a little while back, and then never got to play with him. He's a vampire, but not a very badass one. I came up with the following: "Frederick was having a nice evening alone, as he always did. As he sat upon the couch, his doorbell rang, and he jumped in surprise...no one ever rang his doorbell! He goes to open it, and in the process, spills the tumbler of lamb's blood he'd been consuming all over his front...which is fine, because someone already knows his secret." I would also love to go with one of your ideas, if you have one!