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[Peregrine]

Prince Ali, as you can issue, has issued a Fatwa
Prince Ali - mighty is he - Allahu Akbar
Strong as ten infidels, definitely
He faced the Crusader whores!
A hundred GIs with SAWs!
Who sent those pigs to their holes?
Why- Prince Ali!

 

[ᴛᴏᴄᴋᴀ]

People/articles that say vaccines cause autism, homosexuality, and a variety of other things. Basically, anti-vaxxers.

This! I want to hit those anti-vaccine people in their fucking faces! It's people like them who send their kids to school sick saying that they won't spread their freaking germs around, and guess what? My kids and every other kid ends up sick because of it! I hate these people with a passion. Fortunately, my kids have had all their vaccinations, so if their kids do get the mumps, or chicken pox, I don't have to worry about it. (Chicken Pox vaccine is actually optional now. o.O My daughter's the only one who's gotten the vaccine for it when she was twelve, my other kids have to wait till seventh grade.)

http://news.yahoo.com/megachurch-pastor-seeks-donations-pricey-private-jet-234234111.html

This fucking idiot! First he claimed that 'God' wanted him to have a private jet, then he goes out and says that Pokemon are a cause for homosexuality. I don't know what kind of weirdos follow this nutjob around, but I wish they'd all find another planet to inhabit; there's enough stupidity in this one as it is.

 

[Windsong]

I don't know what kind of weirdos follow this nutjob around, but I wish they'd all find another planet to inhabit; there's enough stupidity in this one as it is.

The same people that are willing to disown family because of a differing opinion on religious texts.

 

[ᴛᴏᴄᴋᴀ]

Oh yes, I forgot this!

http://www.inquisitr.com/2015388/wo...ocialFlow&utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=Feed

I wish I could find this woman and slap her upside the head with a sledgehammer.

 

[Gwazi Magnum]

The same people that are willing to disown family because of a differing opinion on religious texts.

Which is sadly far too common. :/

 

[Windsong]

Which is sadly far too common. :/

Just happened to me.

 

[Gwazi Magnum]

Just happened to me.

Damn. :/
I'm sorry to hear that man.

My inbox is always open if you need it.

 

[Finhawk]

then he goes out and says that Pokemon are a cause for homosexuality.

This is true. Pokemon brainwashed me as a kid and now I'm suffering for it. Damn you Ho-oh!

 

[Gwazi Magnum]

This is true. Pokemon brainwashed me as a kid and now I'm suffering for it. Damn you Ho-oh!

When Mr.Mime's can be female...
I don't even know anymore.

 

[Finhawk]

When Mr.Mime's can be female...
I don't even know anymore.

Respect Mr.Mime's life choices.

 

[Minerva]

This before we knew it was a joke:

https://www.facebook.com/pages/Concerned-moms-against-Anime/139543469545998

I wanna know what they would say about the Fate series.

 

[Halo]

I'm just gonna leave this (just stumbled across it) here:

 

[Gwazi Magnum]

I'm just gonna leave this (just stumbled across it) here:

 

[Kagayours]

http://news.yahoo.com/megachurch-pastor-seeks-donations-pricey-private-jet-234234111.html

WAIT. Wait. Waitwaitwait.

This guy's name is "Dollar"? That's just fucking uncanny.

 

[Saito Hajime]

WAIT. Wait. Waitwaitwait.

This guy's name is "Dollar"? That's just fucking uncanny.

Maybe he changed it so people understood what he really worships?

 

[Minibit]

My coworker told me my midlife crisis would be a boob job

 

[Windsong]

My coworker told me my midlife crisis would be a boob job

Should've said theirs was going to be brain surgery.

 

[Dervish]

I'm just gonna leave this (just stumbled across it) here:

Lannister approved, I guess.

 

[Minerva]

This made me say "Excuse me?" for some reason, (I don't know any Mormons.) But it's still the funniest thing I've seen in a while:

 

[☆Luna☆]

Wow. Ummmmm. So. People.

I just don't even.

-10 faith in humanity