Well, seeing as people have started doing it, inspired me to write for ol' Stukov and his thoughts
Stukov's Thoughts on the crew:
Sen Blue: "Boss is a softie, but she'll turn a man into space chum push comes to shove. She's hiding something and refuses to spill the beans, but hey, steady stream of parts and test subjects alongside good work so I can't complain. Well, not rightly at any rate. She's a good woman, beyond that, a rarity in this universe. But we really need to work on that peaceful option first bullshit."
Killian Crowe: "Convict is a riot, figuratively and literally. Sure, he's quiet which ain't fun, but he's all sorts of fun in a fight and can drink any man under the table. Serve 'em a good meal the next day just to add insult to injury. His TRS and ship have loads of space for improvement, if he'd let me touch them."
Aideen Crowe: "Big ol' bitch from the Gronus system. Love that girl to death, not literally ya daft bastards. Seen that girl rip a man limb from limb just for shits and grins, dog after my own heart. Man's beast friend after all, eh?"
Alexei Stukov: "Criminally insane, psychotic, engineering man and a half, at your service. I love my job some days, you know the days, when your latest experiment leaves frozen giblets of some poor sod floating through the void or raining down on the TRS. Good times, goooood times."
Isaac Darvey: "Soldier boy up in that hoeeeee! Man, he takes no fun in his work but he is deadly good at it. Say what you will about those bastard IMPFuckers, they make deadly soldiers. Personality sucks ass, but hey, he ain't been hired on for his winning smile, just to turn live people into dead ones. I haven't been able to get him to snap yet, but its only a matter of time. THEN we are in for a show."
Levi Merrick: "Blind lap dog with enough brown on his nose to fill a shit house. Just smart enough to not buy my blatant lies about testing my not so lethal experimental gear. Damn shame of a combination of traits, but hey, he's the least likely to try and stab me in the back, again. Gotta see the silver lining in everything."
Jason "Jace" Adamant: "When I first caught him in action, I was shocked. Someone with a sense of humor, in battle?! I love this guy, bit too much good heart, not enough bloodlust, but hey, no one is perfect, right?"
Klayo Zudfel: "I'll omit the usual 'tall. as. fuck.' line of commentary. She walks a line I've long since left in the thruster wake, and I'm torn whether she should plunge into madness head first or jerk back away from this abyss. The fact she uses a battle wrench, though, is just classy, in every good sense of the word. Her damn ship is as much a work of art as it is functional, impressive but needs some improvement to look meaner."
Minrah Laka: "Boom, shaka laka dear Doc a nervous wreck...ah. I ain't no poet wordsmith, don't look at me like that. She's stitched me back together a couple times, and anyone willing to mop up my blood after I forced its normally innards into outards routine again gets my respect. Really needs to get laid and just relax though, maybe ol' Jace up there can help her out? I'll ask him later."
Mabel "Grease Monkey" North: "Shortstop is an absolutely charming little lady, so fucking adorable its sickening. Ok, yeah I deliberately antagonize her every now and again (Read: Damn near constantly), but she is one of the best damn Engineers I've had the pleasure of working with. She will not take anyone's shit lightly, whatever god there is knows I know it, and I won't be having anyone give little shortstop a hard time either, except me. Right after she finds out all the crap I've been saying and tries to put me in the infirmary, again. I'm looking forward to it."
Q: "Mute robot. No emotion, doesn't rise to good natured jokes and barbs. Must figure out what she is, and what she is hiding. Her and shortstop both got some serious history, neither of them talk about it, and by whatever gods are left I will figure it out somehow. Lot like their boss, in that regard."
Helium Sun: "Girly girl has some gender confusion. Only real odd thing about her, beyond that, is her absolute love of those arm blades of doom she has. I could improve those, add some shock circuits or, oooh, chainsaw blades! Nevermind deployment problems right now, I could figure out something really clever here. Oh, sure, I could lose fingers if I don't ask but, hell, you can replace those. Ahh, jokes (?) aside, she could sell a blind man a painting, or some such allegory to how good she is at selling shit to people and ain't a bad person, but really needs to let me work on improving her weapons of choice. Those could be awesome!"