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"Excuse me," Roman said in a very short and sassy tone, raising one finger in protest when his boyfriend insulted the entire species of leprechauns. "Leprechauns are not lame."
Roman didn't feel spectacularly passionate about leprechauns but he had made his bed so he was going to lie in it.
"Leprechauns are the most noble of beings," he said in a very convincing Irish accent. "They bring the gold to the poor and create rainbows. You're gay, you should like them, they basically created your flag." He jokingly teased Samuel and poked him in the ribs with his fingers.
"And they're tricksters, sneaky little shits. Have you ever tried to pick up a leprechaun? I have, and they bite your fingers off. It's wonderful."
Roman didn't feel spectacularly passionate about leprechauns but he had made his bed so he was going to lie in it.
"Leprechauns are the most noble of beings," he said in a very convincing Irish accent. "They bring the gold to the poor and create rainbows. You're gay, you should like them, they basically created your flag." He jokingly teased Samuel and poked him in the ribs with his fingers.
"And they're tricksters, sneaky little shits. Have you ever tried to pick up a leprechaun? I have, and they bite your fingers off. It's wonderful."