Your avatar completely caught me off guard and made me giggle. . . Ah, I'm too easy to amuse. . .
Anyway!
Welcome Lad! (yes I left out the "sad" part, because that's a no-no here :P)
Even if you might not be around for a while check out the
Newbie Care Package as it's valid for new members that's been on the site until they've been here for two months ^^! It offers you a bunch of freebies and a guide that you can bother for the next month :D
Though if you do have any questions or need any help, then don't be scared to hit up a staff (red names and banners) or an intern (light blue names and banners) since most of us are super friendly and we love to help you :D (some of us bite, but only if requested ^^)
Take a welcoming cookie on me (even if you might not be around Q~Q)
And also, that video is amazing xD <3
Happy writing! :D <3