☆﹕ ᴍʏ ᴄᴏᴅᴇ 1. As a biochemical boss bitch, I only want to RP with other girls. Holla at my ladies. ･*.☆ﾟ 2. You don't have to be an English major, but suitable knowledge in grammar, diction, imagery, and plot is required. 3. I don't want to bend over backwards building every plot twist by myself. Give me a hand, mate. 4. No one-liners. I'll be happy with two paragraphs, yes I will. ♡ But if you want to write more, be my guest! 5. I RP in PMs. Sorry! I just have this silly thing where I need to write in a private setting. 6. Original RPs are my jam. I don't like playing canon characters, neither do I don't like playing against them. 7. I love cartoons, but real faceclaims work better for me in RP. ☆﹕ ᴘʟᴏᴛ In an alpha/beta/omega universe, two omegas couldn't possibly be more different. Muse A is a prudish romantic saving his virginity for marriage, while Muse B is a whorish gold-digger unopposed to one-night hookups. When they wind up renting an apartment together, the two become unlikely friends. Enter Muse C, who's the pervy alpha neighbor, and he is one kinky motherfucker. So once he takes an interest in Muse A, it won't go anywhere, because dirty deviants are definitely not Muse A's type. Right? And if the alpha paper boy, Muse D, falls for Muse B...it won't go anywhere, because Muse B is into rich guys and not dirt-poor blue collars like Muse D. Right? Um. Er...right...? ☆﹕ ɴᴏᴛᴇs I'll gladly play any muse. This plot is written for only MxM, and the orientation is not up for debate.