Hello, beautiful people, and welcome to my wonderful little thread. Now, you might be wondering, "Laggy - what the hell are you doing here? And where are your trousers?" Well, my dears, I'm here to look for an RP. As for my trousers... Well, I don't think I can give you a good answer for that, but that's no reason to stop reading, is it? So, I've got a few things you should read before we get to RPing. Don't worry, I'm not going to impose so many rules on you that you can't even breathe without my permission. Unless you're into that kind of thing, but I can't say I know many people who are... ANYWHO I'm very inconsistent with my reply rate. I know a lot of you like your regularly-scheduled responses, but that's not my thing. Why? Well, I... NEXT I don't really mind how much you write, as long as there's enough for me to work with. What I mean is that I need your character to do things- not just sit there and be passive. I understand if they're tied and gagged or something, and can't physically do anything, but still If we're going to do porn without a plot, you're going to have to make it very interesting to keep my attention. I don't play females if there's sex involved, unless we do a fade to black. It's not that I can't or won't, it's just... Well, I have no idea how the female body works, and at this point I'm too afraid to ask. Read my resume. It will help immensely. Fill out your resume. It will help immensely. Now then, plots. I have no plots. I can come up with plots, but I need to know what kind of things you want out of the RP. That is all.