RP WITH ME FOR GLORY OF MOTHERLAND

Discussion in 'THREAD ARCHIVES' started by Laggy Lagiacrus, Apr 16, 2015.

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  1. Hello, beautiful people, and welcome to my wonderful little thread. Now, you might be wondering, "Laggy - what the hell are you doing here? And where are your trousers?"
    Well, my dears, I'm here to look for an RP. As for my trousers... Well, I don't think I can give you a good answer for that, but that's no reason to stop reading, is it?

    So, I've got a few things you should read before we get to RPing. Don't worry, I'm not going to impose so many rules on you that you can't even breathe without my permission.
    Unless you're into that kind of thing, but I can't say I know many people who are...
    ANYWHO
    1. I'm very inconsistent with my reply rate. I know a lot of you like your regularly-scheduled responses, but that's not my thing. Why? Well, I... NEXT
    2. I don't really mind how much you write, as long as there's enough for me to work with. What I mean is that I need your character to do things- not just sit there and be passive. I understand if they're tied and gagged or something, and can't physically do anything, but still
    3. If we're going to do porn without a plot, you're going to have to make it very interesting to keep my attention.
    4. I don't play females if there's sex involved, unless we do a fade to black. It's not that I can't or won't, it's just... Well, I have no idea how the female body works, and at this point I'm too afraid to ask.
    5. Read my resume. It will help immensely.
    6. Fill out your resume. It will help immensely.
    Now then, plots.
    I have no plots.
    I can come up with plots, but I need to know what kind of things you want out of the RP.
    That is all.
     
  2. I would love to do a role play with you good sir. I'm going to take a look at your resume and send you a pm hopefully we can come up with something unique, creative, and maybe a tad bit dirty.
     
  3. I'm interested if your still looking
     
  4. Sorry, but I can't RP with you. I highly advise reading the first post of the topic thoroughly, next time.
     
  5. I did but ok...bye then...
     
  6. I see no resume in your profile.
    Just a bit of friendly advice from one RPer to another, but fill out your resume. Trust me, it saves so much time when it comes to brainstorming plots and seeing if a partner's suitable.
     
  7. Wait I did fill out my resume when I first created my profile. It's not showing up? I'll have to fill it in then again I suppose. Sorry for the inconvenience. Thanks though.
     
  8. Doesn't seem to be showing up. Perhaps it's something in your settings?
     
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