RIP FDR

Blind Hemingway

Ancient Iwaku Scum from 2006.
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  1. Adept
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Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
Not to mention today is the 50th anniversary of the first human spaceflight.
 
Now THAT man was a president. Where are guys like that in this day and age?
 
Indeed, indeed... I wish our most recent and current presidents could follow this man's example.
 
OH LOOK HOW I GIVE A SHIT ABOUT FOREIGN HISTORY, WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
 
HEY AMPU, HE MADE YOU GUYS CITIZENS OF THE US. SO THERE.
 
A lesser known fact about FDR: He faked his death many years ago, teamed up with a group consisting of Albert Einstein, Gary Busey, Ernest Hemingway, and Jesus Christ.



...Or maybe that was Winston Churchill.



Either way, it's mostly true.