Respect "The Fucking Talking Cow"

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Sweet~Taboo

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Because he can fucking talk! :cow:
 
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Karsikan the Berzerker

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A fucking cow, that can fucking talk.
 

Blind Hemingway

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But cows are always females, why does it sound like a dude?
 

Isabella Hime

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Why is there only 7 replies to this!? Respect the talking cow before you are all DEAD FUCKED!
 

Hydronine

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WHAT THE HELL.
 
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Paorou-sama

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THE ISABELLA

IT LURES YOU WITH IT'S LIES AND STRANGE WHITE HAIR

LURES YOU

TO YOUR DEATHS
 

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I WANT TO TALK TO THAT FUCKING COW!
 
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Ampoule

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I really don't like cows...

and I don't believe that they can talk.
 

Isabella Hime

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*stares at Paorou* Isabellas don't do that..





Everyone should see this movie now.. it was epic! specially that scene. You'd have to get as drunk as me and Tabby where too.
 

Hecatoncheires

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Fuck your talking cow.

All it can do is fucking talk.