Respect "The Fucking Talking Cow"

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Sweet~Taboo

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Because he can fucking talk! :cow:
 
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Karsikan the Berzerker

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A fucking cow, that can fucking talk.
 

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Invitation Status
,
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Preferred Character Gender
Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
But cows are always females, why does it sound like a dude?
 

Hydronine

The Murrstress
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Posting Speed
Multiple posts per day, 1-3 posts per day
Writing Levels
Adept, Advanced, Prestige, Douche, Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
No Preferences
Genres
Scifi, Fantasy, Modern, Magical, Horror, Noir, apocalyptic, Grimdark, yaoi, yuri, anything really.
WHAT THE HELL.
 
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Paorou-sama

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THE ISABELLA

IT LURES YOU WITH IT'S LIES AND STRANGE WHITE HAIR

LURES YOU

TO YOUR DEATHS
 

Hydronine

The Murrstress
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Posting Speed
Multiple posts per day, 1-3 posts per day
Writing Levels
Adept, Advanced, Prestige, Douche, Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
No Preferences
Genres
Scifi, Fantasy, Modern, Magical, Horror, Noir, apocalyptic, Grimdark, yaoi, yuri, anything really.
I WANT TO TALK TO THAT FUCKING COW!
 
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Ampoule

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I really don't like cows...

and I don't believe that they can talk.
 

Isabella Hime

Winter is coming...
*stares at Paorou* Isabellas don't do that..





Everyone should see this movie now.. it was epic! specially that scene. You'd have to get as drunk as me and Tabby where too.