Reincarnated as...

[Paorou-sama]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_N._Mitchell

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clarke_Hinkle

Commi-fighting Politicians or NFL linebackers. Can't decide.


http://horror-movies.wikia.com/wiki/Charles_Lee_Ray <- lol

 

[Sarah]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yeoh_Ghim_Seng

 

[Fate]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elwood_L._Thomas

or

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Verner_E._Suomi

 

[Darkness]

lol nobody important died on my burfday.

Wait, does that mean I'm unimportant?

Nah, I'm just like a huge force of good and shit like that, totally.

 

[The Returner]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walter_Grabmann

OR

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walter_Lincoln_Hawkins

I don't like the first one at all >.<

 

[Kitti]

What, are you joking? I've actually read about Grabmann before, in a section on World War Two. He was an incredible soldier.
**Stares at Returner**

You want to trade? I got a professional wrestler turned suicidal drug addict.