- Posting Speed
- Speed of Light
- Slow As Molasses
- Writing Levels
- Give-No-Fucks
"H-hewwo?? Is anybody thewe?" Nyan trembled as the cave slowly began to fill with water. There was no answer.
"H-hewwo?? Pwease, somebody hewp me!! H-ewwo!!" The small monkey-cat could feel the surface of the water barely lapping at him. Still, there was silence.
"No no no no, hewwo!! Hewwo! Hewp me!!" Nyan cried, with increasing panic as the water continued to rise. Finally, from the depths of the cave, a voice boomed out.
"God rest your soul."
Nyan, slightly afraid but relieved to receive a response, continued pleading for assistance: "Hewwo! Ma'am, why awe you doing this to me?? Hewwo!! Hewp me pwease!!"
A figure appeared from somewhere in the shadows. Nyan was now knee-deep in water and squinted at the silhouette, noticing its striking resemblance to Barack Obama.
"M-mr. Obama, is that you?? Hewwo! Pwease hewp me, I seem to be in a wittle bit of twubble Mr. Obama!! Hewwo?? H-hewwo!!"
The shape stood still and quiet. The water had reached Nyan's waist.
"Pwease Mr. Obama, pwease save me I don't wanna die!!" Nyan screamed, "H-hewwo Mr. Obama awe you still thewe?!?!?"
America's former president only watched as the water climbed past Nyan's torso.
"M-mr. Obama pwease, I'm drowning!! H-hewwo I'm scawed!!" Nyan looked at his rapidly disappearing shoulders and grew desperate.
"I'll do anything fow you Mr. Obama pwease hewp!!"
"H-hewwo?? Pwease, somebody hewp me!! H-ewwo!!" The small monkey-cat could feel the surface of the water barely lapping at him. Still, there was silence.
"No no no no, hewwo!! Hewwo! Hewp me!!" Nyan cried, with increasing panic as the water continued to rise. Finally, from the depths of the cave, a voice boomed out.
"God rest your soul."
Nyan, slightly afraid but relieved to receive a response, continued pleading for assistance: "Hewwo! Ma'am, why awe you doing this to me?? Hewwo!! Hewp me pwease!!"
A figure appeared from somewhere in the shadows. Nyan was now knee-deep in water and squinted at the silhouette, noticing its striking resemblance to Barack Obama.
"M-mr. Obama, is that you?? Hewwo! Pwease hewp me, I seem to be in a wittle bit of twubble Mr. Obama!! Hewwo?? H-hewwo!!"
The shape stood still and quiet. The water had reached Nyan's waist.
"Pwease Mr. Obama, pwease save me I don't wanna die!!" Nyan screamed, "H-hewwo Mr. Obama awe you still thewe?!?!?"
America's former president only watched as the water climbed past Nyan's torso.
"M-mr. Obama pwease, I'm drowning!! H-hewwo I'm scawed!!" Nyan looked at his rapidly disappearing shoulders and grew desperate.
"I'll do anything fow you Mr. Obama pwease hewp!!"