Reasoning With Vampires

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Original poster
Invitation Status
,
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Preferred Character Gender
Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
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Karsikan the Berzerker

Guest
No, asmo would have put more troll into that.
 
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Fel of the Eternal Forest

Guest
Even as my face melted from reading some of Douchelord Meyer's text on the internet I lol'd.

Thank the Gods for British trolls who actually know their own fucking language.
 
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Neko Archy

Guest
and here I thought this was going to be a handy primer for negotiating with the undead.
 
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Kitti

Guest
I've recently discovered that I'm madly in love with British humor.
 
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Dawn Bringer Invictus

Guest
Read some of this woman's stuf a few days ago. She's a fucking beast; I love how she utterly dissects and desecrates everything with utterly no remorse and a such a high-degree of attention.
 

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Original poster
Invitation Status
,
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Preferred Character Gender
Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies

Zypher

Can I transfer you to my manager?
Invitation Status
,
Writing Levels
Intermediate, Adept, Advanced
Preferred Character Gender
Male, Female
Genres
Adventure stories! They can be fantasy, modern, sci-fi, all kinds! Give me some good world travel stories and I'm all over it! I also enjoy romance stories and even though I tend to play females I love playing gay men.
I was quite amused! Also I learned a couple of things about grammer as I passed the first picture, then the houses that grew further apart and bigger, passed the bridge. And then I read the other part that I liked so much.