RAP BATTLE!

*comes out of the shadows and clutches the mic*

I fight the battle of a soldier
With the world on my shoulder
Thought I told ya'
Vay
Your time is over

I keep it so tight
You keep it so weak
Im like a fuckin' Lion
You like a fuckin' sheep

And even if i was gay
I'd still be better, than
Not your average cat man
Vay, you Lack the raps to win

And about your Pixie chick
theres no need to hide her
Take her home man
I got three just like her.
 
Ouch. OUUUUUUUUCH! That's a sting right thar.
 
*Snaps fingers in a 'Z' formation at October* Honey, You only WISH you had someone like me. Mmmhmm...
 
*makes exaggerated =O face pointing at Octo K with the hand holding the pimp cane*

Mr. Lion, Mr. pussy cat,
Rattertat,
Blow you away,
With that I say.

I don't need to be good,
To beat your ryme,
You're out of time,
Just back down.

You think you're skilled,
But you'll just get killed,
Can't comprehend,
The message I send.

Shes mine to keep,
You say I'm the sheep,
Wolf in sheep's clothing,
thats what I'm dishing.

I'm brining down the house,
On this little gay louse,
October,
Whatever,
Now run lil' pussy cat,
You can't beat that.
 
*Stands in the wings and starts turning his cap sideways*
 
-starts to sneak up on oct, holding the quitar like she's going to beat him over the head with it- O___O
 
*looks up from the turntables*

*cue blaring airhorn*

Ladies and Gentlemen, the real Jack Shadey has entered the building. He looks hungry.

Let's see who walks away full. The battle continues! Game on, cats!

*goes back to adjusting sliders and dials that aren't really effecting the music*
 
-dons ho clothing, tossing the guitar- O__o -steals vays pimp cane and props up beside him-
 
*puts arm around corvus and places hand on the cane as he waits for his rival's hack rymes*
 
*is still on the stage*

o__o

Wait... whut?

*gets dragged off, beaten up and thrown outside, his black-makeup running off in the rain*

*then gets a cap busted in his ass*

x__x
 
*Sighs and helps Asmo up and gets him back into properly dry clothing and washes off hs make-up before reapplying a fresh coat*


Get back up there, GO! GOOOOOOOOOO! GET BACK ON THAT STAGE SOMEHOW, ASMO! GO!

*Shoves Asmo into the building again and stands next to Corvus, wearing a lolita dress, she then looks at Cor's attire*

..... I'm not doing it right.... am I?
 
*grabs the mic*

Don't make me laugh
I thought this was a battle rap
You walked in the door
But your guna leave on your fuckin' ass
And as for your Tramps?
I give 'em 5 finger hand slaps
Straight across their face
Leavin' scars like a car crash

When I rap I spit flames
Set shit on fire
When you rap you got a cane
Look like you 'bout to retire

Dj Vay, your raps can't compete
Go home and rehearse then come back in a week
So when you drop your next verse you better bring the heat
Or I'll pimp you out like a bitch and have you walkin' the street
 
*takes mic and with a cocksure smile begins*

You say you're tough
You say you're hard,
But you're busting rhymes like a retard.
Check it,
Twisting turning burning,
You aint learning.

My shits gone gold,
Your shits so old,
Success is that you see,
In me, the V,
Poping beats like you've never seen.

We're still waiting,
For you to get started,
All I here are promises,
These consequences,
My boot print on your face,
As I place,
Your head in the dirt.

You see these bitches with me,
Its easy to see,
Anyone of them could be,
Kicking your scrawny ass.
 
*Agrees with Vay*

COR! LET'S KICK OCTO K'S ASS AFTER VAY BEATS HIM!
 
Kick my Ass?

What did I do?

EDIT: Oh, I get. Your both his hoes now.

We'll that's cool I don't need an army to win.
 
Get out that lolita shit!

-bitch slaps TK into ho clothing- Ok, NOW we can beat tha' shit out oct when he loses...
 
Oh no you Did-ant!

*Gives Octo K a mudhole stomping*

I'M JUST AN ENTHUSIASTIC FAN! AND COR'S SISTER/LOVER/PERSON/THING! BUT I'M RYKER'S GIRLFRIEND AND DON'T YOU EVER FORGET THAT!

*Urinates on Octo K's body before popping a cap in his ass*

TRY RAPPIN' NOW!

*Goes back over to Corvus and Vay*
 
Kick my Ass?

What did I do?

EDIT: Oh, I get. Your both his hoes now.

We'll that's cool I don't need an army to win.

*Desolator lands atop October Knight then drills him with his Pile Bunker spike.*

I am an army in an' of myself, little bitch.