RAP BATTLE!

Preferred Character Gender
Male
Genres
Fantasy, Horror and Sci-fi. I'll try basically anything though. I also love strange and unusual RP genre concepts. Different is good!
* Octo K walks on stage, his pants nearly dragging on the floor. From underneath a beanie two eyes slowly measure up his opponent.*

"Lets do this G"
 

CoffeeCake

"Are you asking me why people eat potatoes?"
Posting Speed
1-3 posts per week, One post per week, Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
No such thing
Writing Levels
Give-No-Fucks, Beginner, Elementary, Intermediate, Adept, Advanced, Prestige, Douche, Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
Female, Agender, Primarily Prefer Female
*groans*

I've got a bad feeling about this, but...

お前の敵は俺だ!
I gotchu, playa!

サテ, 佳いやばいナンセンスをラップしようよ!
Now let's bust some wild rhymes!


Champion goes first?

Edit: Too slow. But so long as we've got enthusiastic volunteers, I'll sit out. :D

*laughably bad translation; not for re-use.
 

Asmodeus

Gazorpazorpdeus
Original poster
Posting Speed
Speed of Light
*takes the mike and faces October Knight*

Yo,
Well you call yourself October, but bitch I don't know ya
I guess your ass is lost like all those other low-posters!
Now you come into my battle, but baby where's your rattle?
Why don't you tiddle-taddle, get your ass back to the cattle!
I'm the motherfucking Admin and you're thinking I'm a has-been
I got news for you October - you got less balls than a drag-queen!
So get back to the roleplays and get yourself a name,
Your ass is an embarssment so get out of the game!


>__<
 

Hydronine

The Murrstress
Invitation Status
Posting Speed
Multiple posts per day, 1-3 posts per day
Writing Levels
Adept, Advanced, Prestige, Douche, Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
No Preferences
Genres
Scifi, Fantasy, Modern, Magical, Horror, Noir, apocalyptic, Grimdark, yaoi, yuri, anything really.
*THE CROWD CHEERS AND AWAITS OCTO K'S RESPONSE*
 
Preferred Character Gender
Male
Genres
Fantasy, Horror and Sci-fi. I'll try basically anything though. I also love strange and unusual RP genre concepts. Different is good!
* OCto K Grabs the mike and turns his back to Asmo the Admin*

Are you ready to get hit? Well here comes the plane crash.
I had to turn my back so I wouldn't start to laugh
I'll leave you lookin' stupid while you starin' at my ass

(Turns to face him)

And your weak writing skills? I'll save that for last

I'm a master mind
Ill leave your ass behind
I'm a Lyrical Einsteine
Shine when I rhyme
Sorry G, But i thought you could take it
I didn't mean to take you weak rap and break it
And leave you standin' in the street pickin' up the fuckin' Pieces
I run through MCs like Pittbulls off their leashes

Asmo the Admin Says Im a baby, but heres the Truth.
His writing skills are Sub-par and he just got beat by a youth.
 

Hydronine

The Murrstress
Invitation Status
Posting Speed
Multiple posts per day, 1-3 posts per day
Writing Levels
Adept, Advanced, Prestige, Douche, Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
No Preferences
Genres
Scifi, Fantasy, Modern, Magical, Horror, Noir, apocalyptic, Grimdark, yaoi, yuri, anything really.
But... you forgot a "f" on.... "off"....
 

CoffeeCake

"Are you asking me why people eat potatoes?"
Posting Speed
1-3 posts per week, One post per week, Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
No such thing
Writing Levels
Give-No-Fucks, Beginner, Elementary, Intermediate, Adept, Advanced, Prestige, Douche, Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
Female, Agender, Primarily Prefer Female

Hydronine

The Murrstress
Invitation Status
Posting Speed
Multiple posts per day, 1-3 posts per day
Writing Levels
Adept, Advanced, Prestige, Douche, Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
No Preferences
Genres
Scifi, Fantasy, Modern, Magical, Horror, Noir, apocalyptic, Grimdark, yaoi, yuri, anything really.
MOAR~

OCTO K! OCTO K!

Sorry Asmo, he kinda floored you for this first round...
 

Hydronine

The Murrstress
Invitation Status
Posting Speed
Multiple posts per day, 1-3 posts per day
Writing Levels
Adept, Advanced, Prestige, Douche, Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
No Preferences
Genres
Scifi, Fantasy, Modern, Magical, Horror, Noir, apocalyptic, Grimdark, yaoi, yuri, anything really.
*Holds up a sign that says "OCTO BABE"*
 

Asmodeus

Gazorpazorpdeus
Original poster
Posting Speed
Speed of Light
I'm English! Gimme a break!

Ahem... *takes the mike back*



Sorry kid I wasn't listening
To your lame attempts to dis me
I turn my cheek just like a Christian
When you children start yourr bitchin'

You're a master tool, fool
I better call your school
Cos the rule o' this duel
Is to "bring a pair o' balls"!

So you choke on the smoke of your backfiring joke
Cos the rule that you broke turns your rap into a poke
And I ain't got time for newbies who ain't seen no pubes or boobies
So the clue I'll give ya Scooby is to fuck off back to Juvie, yo!





Man, this is hard...
 

Hydronine

The Murrstress
Invitation Status
Posting Speed
Multiple posts per day, 1-3 posts per day
Writing Levels
Adept, Advanced, Prestige, Douche, Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
No Preferences
Genres
Scifi, Fantasy, Modern, Magical, Horror, Noir, apocalyptic, Grimdark, yaoi, yuri, anything really.
Wait.... ASMO, YOU'VE SEEN NAKED GIRL PARTS?!
 
Preferred Character Gender
Male
Genres
Fantasy, Horror and Sci-fi. I'll try basically anything though. I also love strange and unusual RP genre concepts. Different is good!
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*Grabs Mic*

Well heres my second pitch
about to be strike two
I'm a monster in this game
You're little like scrappy doo

Choose...

Just walk away
Cause I think if you stay
I'm guna slap your ass back to the stone age

I got a pair of iron balls,
Call me the underdog.
Battling an Admin just in time to drop some fuckin' jaws

So man, just keep it cool
Cause what I say is true
I bet you have seen pubes
Probably on some hairy dudes
 

Hydronine

The Murrstress
Invitation Status
Posting Speed
Multiple posts per day, 1-3 posts per day
Writing Levels
Adept, Advanced, Prestige, Douche, Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
No Preferences
Genres
Scifi, Fantasy, Modern, Magical, Horror, Noir, apocalyptic, Grimdark, yaoi, yuri, anything really.
I love this.... It's.... IT'S NOT MOE!
 

Vay

The Empress
Preferred Character Gender
Male, Female
Genres
Mostly Fantasy and Sci-fi, though I’ll do anything if the plot is good.
*Stands in the corner groping a guitar inappropriately*

I'm going to hate myself for this......

THE BUSTA THAT WINS THIS GRANNY SHOW,
GONNA HAVE D.J. V IN HIS FACE YO!
 

Hydronine

The Murrstress
Invitation Status
Posting Speed
Multiple posts per day, 1-3 posts per day
Writing Levels
Adept, Advanced, Prestige, Douche, Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
No Preferences
Genres
Scifi, Fantasy, Modern, Magical, Horror, Noir, apocalyptic, Grimdark, yaoi, yuri, anything really.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY, PATTY! I'M TAKEN! I JUST ADMIRE YOUR MAN!.....VERY MUCH!
 
C

Corvus Corax

Guest
-steals the guitar from vay, saving it- where did the bad kroot touch you...
 

Vay

The Empress
Preferred Character Gender
Male, Female
Genres
Mostly Fantasy and Sci-fi, though I’ll do anything if the plot is good.
*walks on stage pulling on a purple pimp jacket and large shades and matching fedora*

Sorry old man but you've been whipped, come back when you find your rap. Now its D.J. V's turn.

*takes mike from amso and turns to OctoK*

So you you say you're Octo K,
I think you're Octo Gay,
What have you got to say?
I think you should come again another day,
Like rain, the pain,
You bring to my ears,
You got me close to tears,
But I'm strong, so long,
Don't come here again,
'till you can rap amongst the men.
you think your rhymes are tight,
but we'll see who leaves with Lixxie tonight,
Its me, you'll see, D.J. V!