RAP BATTLE!

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Asmodeus

Gazorpazorpdeus
Posting Speed
Speed of Light
#1
Okay, 30 seconds each.


I need an opponent, then I'll go first.

Remember to write who you're challenging at the start of your post.

This'll be our first beat. You can post a new beat once you have successfully rapped to the previous beat.

 
Genders You Prefer Playing
Male
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
Moderate to aggressive.
Favorite Genres
Fantasy, Horror and Sci-fi. I'll try basically anything though. I also love strange and unusual RP genre concepts. Different is good!
Genre You DON'T Like
I'll try just about anything. I'm not overly into RPs where the prime focus is romance. I'm not too hyped on fan based anime rp either.
#2
* Octo K walks on stage, his pants nearly dragging on the floor. From underneath a beanie two eyes slowly measure up his opponent.*

"Lets do this G"
 

CoffeeCake

"Are you asking me why people eat potatoes?"
#3
*groans*

I've got a bad feeling about this, but...

お前の敵は俺だ!
I gotchu, playa!

サテ, 佳いやばいナンセンスをラップしようよ!
Now let's bust some wild rhymes!


Champion goes first?

Edit: Too slow. But so long as we've got enthusiastic volunteers, I'll sit out. :D

*laughably bad translation; not for re-use.
 

Asmodeus

Gazorpazorpdeus
Posting Speed
Speed of Light
#4
*takes the mike and faces October Knight*

Yo,
Well you call yourself October, but bitch I don't know ya
I guess your ass is lost like all those other low-posters!
Now you come into my battle, but baby where's your rattle?
Why don't you tiddle-taddle, get your ass back to the cattle!
I'm the motherfucking Admin and you're thinking I'm a has-been
I got news for you October - you got less balls than a drag-queen!
So get back to the roleplays and get yourself a name,
Your ass is an embarssment so get out of the game!


>__<
 

Hydronine

The Murrstress
Roleplay Invitations
One on One Roleplays
Posting Speed
Several Posts a Day, A Few Posts A Day
Writing Levels
Adept, Advanced, Prestige, Douche, Adaptable
Genders You Prefer Playing
No Preferences
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
I'm fine with doing both, but it depends on the situation and how comfortable I am with the RP, plot, or subject matter of the RP.
Favorite Genres
Scifi, Fantasy, Modern, Magical, Horror, Noir, apocalyptic, Grimdark, yaoi, yuri, anything really.
Genre You DON'T Like
Uhhh..... That's hard.
#5
*THE CROWD CHEERS AND AWAITS OCTO K'S RESPONSE*
 
Genders You Prefer Playing
Male
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
Moderate to aggressive.
Favorite Genres
Fantasy, Horror and Sci-fi. I'll try basically anything though. I also love strange and unusual RP genre concepts. Different is good!
Genre You DON'T Like
I'll try just about anything. I'm not overly into RPs where the prime focus is romance. I'm not too hyped on fan based anime rp either.
#6
* OCto K Grabs the mike and turns his back to Asmo the Admin*

Are you ready to get hit? Well here comes the plane crash.
I had to turn my back so I wouldn't start to laugh
I'll leave you lookin' stupid while you starin' at my ass

(Turns to face him)

And your weak writing skills? I'll save that for last

I'm a master mind
Ill leave your ass behind
I'm a Lyrical Einsteine
Shine when I rhyme
Sorry G, But i thought you could take it
I didn't mean to take you weak rap and break it
And leave you standin' in the street pickin' up the fuckin' Pieces
I run through MCs like Pittbulls off their leashes

Asmo the Admin Says Im a baby, but heres the Truth.
His writing skills are Sub-par and he just got beat by a youth.
 

Hydronine

The Murrstress
Roleplay Invitations
One on One Roleplays
Posting Speed
Several Posts a Day, A Few Posts A Day
Writing Levels
Adept, Advanced, Prestige, Douche, Adaptable
Genders You Prefer Playing
No Preferences
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
I'm fine with doing both, but it depends on the situation and how comfortable I am with the RP, plot, or subject matter of the RP.
Favorite Genres
Scifi, Fantasy, Modern, Magical, Horror, Noir, apocalyptic, Grimdark, yaoi, yuri, anything really.
Genre You DON'T Like
Uhhh..... That's hard.
#7
But... you forgot a "f" on.... "off"....
 

Hydronine

The Murrstress
Roleplay Invitations
One on One Roleplays
Posting Speed
Several Posts a Day, A Few Posts A Day
Writing Levels
Adept, Advanced, Prestige, Douche, Adaptable
Genders You Prefer Playing
No Preferences
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
I'm fine with doing both, but it depends on the situation and how comfortable I am with the RP, plot, or subject matter of the RP.
Favorite Genres
Scifi, Fantasy, Modern, Magical, Horror, Noir, apocalyptic, Grimdark, yaoi, yuri, anything really.
Genre You DON'T Like
Uhhh..... That's hard.
#9
MOAR~

OCTO K! OCTO K!

Sorry Asmo, he kinda floored you for this first round...
 
P

PattyPixie

Guest
#10
*Holds up a sign that says "OCTO K <3"*
 

Hydronine

The Murrstress
Roleplay Invitations
One on One Roleplays
Posting Speed
Several Posts a Day, A Few Posts A Day
Writing Levels
Adept, Advanced, Prestige, Douche, Adaptable
Genders You Prefer Playing
No Preferences
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
I'm fine with doing both, but it depends on the situation and how comfortable I am with the RP, plot, or subject matter of the RP.
Favorite Genres
Scifi, Fantasy, Modern, Magical, Horror, Noir, apocalyptic, Grimdark, yaoi, yuri, anything really.
Genre You DON'T Like
Uhhh..... That's hard.
#11
*Holds up a sign that says "OCTO BABE"*
 

Asmodeus

Gazorpazorpdeus
Posting Speed
Speed of Light
#12
I'm English! Gimme a break!

Ahem... *takes the mike back*



Sorry kid I wasn't listening
To your lame attempts to dis me
I turn my cheek just like a Christian
When you children start yourr bitchin'

You're a master tool, fool
I better call your school
Cos the rule o' this duel
Is to "bring a pair o' balls"!

So you choke on the smoke of your backfiring joke
Cos the rule that you broke turns your rap into a poke
And I ain't got time for newbies who ain't seen no pubes or boobies
So the clue I'll give ya Scooby is to fuck off back to Juvie, yo!





Man, this is hard...
 

Hydronine

The Murrstress
Roleplay Invitations
One on One Roleplays
Posting Speed
Several Posts a Day, A Few Posts A Day
Writing Levels
Adept, Advanced, Prestige, Douche, Adaptable
Genders You Prefer Playing
No Preferences
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
I'm fine with doing both, but it depends on the situation and how comfortable I am with the RP, plot, or subject matter of the RP.
Favorite Genres
Scifi, Fantasy, Modern, Magical, Horror, Noir, apocalyptic, Grimdark, yaoi, yuri, anything really.
Genre You DON'T Like
Uhhh..... That's hard.
#13
Wait.... ASMO, YOU'VE SEEN NAKED GIRL PARTS?!
 
Genders You Prefer Playing
Male
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
Moderate to aggressive.
Favorite Genres
Fantasy, Horror and Sci-fi. I'll try basically anything though. I also love strange and unusual RP genre concepts. Different is good!
Genre You DON'T Like
I'll try just about anything. I'm not overly into RPs where the prime focus is romance. I'm not too hyped on fan based anime rp either.
#14
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-Uvq4aPVYA&feature=related"]YouTube- T.I. - What You Know instrumental (remade on Reason 4.0)[/ame] I didn't know what beat you were using so I went with this...

*Grabs Mic*

Well heres my second pitch
about to be strike two
I'm a monster in this game
You're little like scrappy doo

Choose...

Just walk away
Cause I think if you stay
I'm guna slap your ass back to the stone age

I got a pair of iron balls,
Call me the underdog.
Battling an Admin just in time to drop some fuckin' jaws

So man, just keep it cool
Cause what I say is true
I bet you have seen pubes
Probably on some hairy dudes
 

Hydronine

The Murrstress
Roleplay Invitations
One on One Roleplays
Posting Speed
Several Posts a Day, A Few Posts A Day
Writing Levels
Adept, Advanced, Prestige, Douche, Adaptable
Genders You Prefer Playing
No Preferences
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
I'm fine with doing both, but it depends on the situation and how comfortable I am with the RP, plot, or subject matter of the RP.
Favorite Genres
Scifi, Fantasy, Modern, Magical, Horror, Noir, apocalyptic, Grimdark, yaoi, yuri, anything really.
Genre You DON'T Like
Uhhh..... That's hard.
#15
I love this.... It's.... IT'S NOT MOE!
 

Vay

The Empress
BENEFACTOR
Genders You Prefer Playing
Male, Female
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
Mostly active but I don't mind taking a back seat.
Favorite Genres
Mostly Fantasy and Sci-fi, though I’ll do anything if the plot is good.
Genre You DON'T Like
See above.
#16
*Stands in the corner groping a guitar inappropriately*

I'm going to hate myself for this......

THE BUSTA THAT WINS THIS GRANNY SHOW,
GONNA HAVE D.J. V IN HIS FACE YO!
 
P

PattyPixie

Guest
#17
*Beats down TK with sign* HE'S MINE BIOTCH!
 

Hydronine

The Murrstress
Roleplay Invitations
One on One Roleplays
Posting Speed
Several Posts a Day, A Few Posts A Day
Writing Levels
Adept, Advanced, Prestige, Douche, Adaptable
Genders You Prefer Playing
No Preferences
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
I'm fine with doing both, but it depends on the situation and how comfortable I am with the RP, plot, or subject matter of the RP.
Favorite Genres
Scifi, Fantasy, Modern, Magical, Horror, Noir, apocalyptic, Grimdark, yaoi, yuri, anything really.
Genre You DON'T Like
Uhhh..... That's hard.
#18
YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY, PATTY! I'M TAKEN! I JUST ADMIRE YOUR MAN!.....VERY MUCH!
 
C

Corvus Corax

Guest
#19
-steals the guitar from vay, saving it- where did the bad kroot touch you...
 

Vay

The Empress
BENEFACTOR
Genders You Prefer Playing
Male, Female
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
Mostly active but I don't mind taking a back seat.
Favorite Genres
Mostly Fantasy and Sci-fi, though I’ll do anything if the plot is good.
Genre You DON'T Like
See above.
#20
*walks on stage pulling on a purple pimp jacket and large shades and matching fedora*

Sorry old man but you've been whipped, come back when you find your rap. Now its D.J. V's turn.

*takes mike from amso and turns to OctoK*

So you you say you're Octo K,
I think you're Octo Gay,
What have you got to say?
I think you should come again another day,
Like rain, the pain,
You bring to my ears,
You got me close to tears,
But I'm strong, so long,
Don't come here again,
'till you can rap amongst the men.
you think your rhymes are tight,
but we'll see who leaves with Lixxie tonight,
Its me, you'll see, D.J. V!