I have other shit going on too but really it all hinges on this story about a motherFUCKING SIM card....
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I use a prepaid service, Tracfone. I also use an oldass smartphone. Well one day I randomly stopped being able to receive texts. I thought it was my phone, but it actually ended up being that I did not have any texts pre-paid left. I did not figure this out, however, until I had already bought a new phone. I don't like the new phone, but meh whatever it's here now and it's technically better than the old phone.
My old phone uses a mini SIM. I thought the new phone did too and all I had to do was put it in the new phone. No. The new phone needs a microSIM, so I had to order a whole new SIM.
Tracfone's website is shitty on the best of days, and it wouldn't let me get passed their BYOP confirmation page (which you need to pass before they will bring up the pages listing which SIM cards you can buy). I knew my phone was good, so I just googled around and eventually google led me to the actual buy a SIM page. So I bought it, it arrived, the phone worked, all was good (except that in the process I lost my triple minutes stuff and my cheapo phone plan because they discontinued those things, which is another vent entirely).
Well a week or so later, I cannot send any texts or make any calls. I have signal and everything but nothing can connect or be delivered. I can't even check my voicemail, which I can apparently still receive somehow (thanks, phone). Tracfone's customer service says I need a different type of SIM card. I ask which one, they say CDMA, I say ok link me to it, they link me back to the generic page that I, once again, cannot get through due to "site errors."
I contact customer service again and ask them to link me directly to the thing I need to buy and this generic link is apparently the only motherfucking thing they can link. This phone is my only way of communicating with pretty much everyone (can't make wifi calls because I have satellite internet, latency is too high) so I try the ol' google workaround. Can't get to the SIM I need. So then I try different sellers. Walmart.com doesn't have it, but AMazon does. I order it, and overnight it. It's $~6. It should be 99c. What the fuck ever, I need a phone.
That was on october 27th. Before 5pm, I might add.
Now if you are reading along here you may be thinking "Huh. Overnighted. The 27th. Today's the 31st... Wtf happened here?"
WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK, INDEED, ONLINE VENT-READER.
Amazon said that even though I paid for one day shipping, it wouldn't arrive until monday (the 30th). Which, I totally disagree with, but at least they warned me.
Well UPS decided that my address didn't exist.
Despite that UPS knows very well my address DOES fucking exist, because they deliver Amazon packages to me all the time.
So I fired up ye old Amazon Customer Support chat, and they said they'd guarantee it tomorrow (the 31st), and they refunded me the shipping charges and gave me an extra month of prime.
Yeah ok, fine, I'd really rather have this SIM card materialize in my hands like 3 days ago. But whatever. Yay free shit, I guess.
Today. The 31st. The day of reckoning.
UPS SHOWS UP!!!!!!!!!!
To deliver packages that aren't my motherfucking SIM card
But ok, UPS has multiple drivers, maybe my card is on another truck.
Guys, I have no job, I went nowhere today. Despite the fact that I was unaware a signature was apparently needed for this, I have been by my window, which overlooks the ONE WAY IN AND OUT OF MY STREET all fucking day.
6pm shipping alert:
Delivery attempted.
A DELIVERY SURE AS FUCK WAS NOT ATTEMPTED UPS, YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
Amazon says a delivery was attempted but
the UPS tracking info on the official site is so much worse.
"the package was not ready at the time of the first pickup attempt" Yeah, how about your driver is a fuckwit?
Whoever has my SIM card, fire them, and give the card to the UPS driver that actually knows where the fuck I live. THAT driver is awesome.
Unnamed SIM card guy? Fuck you.
Nevertheless, I was 90% sure this SIM card wouldn't show up today after the UPS guy came with non-SIM card-related packages, so I decided to look for other options to buy this SIM card.
So I tried Tracfone.com again. You know, because if it didn't work for the last 2 times surely it works this time, right?
WOW FOR ONCE IT DID. So I ordered it. for $0.99. With free FedEx overnight shipping.
So let's see which one arrives first, shall we?
Now for those of you familiar with tracfone/SIM cards, you might be thinking "Surely you can buy this elsewhere, physically, in an actual store."
Yeah, yeah you should. EXCEPT FOR SOME REASON, THIS PARTICULAR SIM CARD CANNOT BE FOUND (CDMA)!! Only the other type is sold fucking anywhere. I tried to buy this in a physical store on friday the 27th! They only offer the combined GSM/CDMA card that I already have, that quit working on me.
So yeah, just fuck my life, fuck all of it, and as I said, this is NOT the only problem I have going on right now, but the phone thing sure as hell is exacerbating all the other shit because I can't really fix anything IF I CANNOT COMMUNICATE WITH ANYONE OUTSIDE EMAIL
EDIT/PS:
the link everyone links me:
https://www.tracfone.com/activation/coveragecheck
THE LINK SOMEONE SHOULD HAVE FUCKING BEEN ABLE TO SUPPLY ME:
https://www.tracfone-orders.com/bpdirect/tracfone/PlanDetails.do?action=view&refPVE=37480152&_ga=&productVariantExtensionId=37479957
You know. In case anyone reading this happens to be in a similar situation.
Fucking Tracfone.
EDIT2:
"Vardoger, why are you still with Tracfone?"
Oh believe me, I looked at alternatives. Un-fucking-fortunately, I get what I pay for here, because tracfone is the cheapest provider that works for me. Every other carrier is more expensive. But, if I were a normal fucking person, I'd recommend redpocket, who comes extremely close and IF ONE MORE FUCKING THING HAPPENS WITH TRACFONE, I WILL DEFINITELY BE MOVING TO[/spoili]
So this journey is 50% why I'm pissed at everyone and everything sucks and 50% "So that's why this dude was making a bunch of 'I'm retarded' vent posts."