"Lies are easy, the truth is hard. That's why i play the game of life on hard."
"When nothing is said, everything is spoken."
"Close your eyes, think happy thoughts, and this will all be over soon."
"Speak your mind, fear no evil, live free, and make sure you can take a beating."
now the funny ones.
"Just sit down, take a deep breath, and chill the heck out."
"Is it just me or is that cloud shaped a lot like a piano?"
"Look, you've got two options. Option one, you sit down and we discuss this calmly like adults. Option two, i duct-tape you to the chair and force feed you spaghetti until you admit your wrong."