Quiztastic #3

Discussion in 'THREAD ARCHIVES' started by Ms.Wrong, Jun 28, 2013.

  1. Welcome to the third weekly Quiztastic Game
    Each friday ill leave a quiz for the members of Iwaku to try and have fun with. ;D​
    Maybe they'll learn a new aspect on their behavior,​
    perhaps they could find what type of spiritual animal they posses inside of them,​
    Even see what kind of candy they best relate to!​
    After i leave the quiz down below i want you guys to tell me your results and if you think if matches you, or if a other option would suit you more! :D Tell me what you think of the quiz overall and have fun!~​
    The M.U.N.S.A. test
    | This test is nothing, but a complete joke for fun! |​
    Have you an unusual Intelligence? Do you find you lose interest in supposedly "Interesting movies"? It could be that you're one of the 5% of the population that has the mental capacity of a steaming turd! If so, you may want to join MUNSA - Mentally Unemployed and Noticeably Stupid Association.​
    Try the questionnaire below. The results could surprise you! If you can't even read the question, you're halfway there already - just get someone to fill out our full colour brochure at any trailing chemist, and you'll be in for some, good old fashioned non-challenging material.​
    1. Which of the following WAS one of the famous Marx Brothers?​
    a. STRETCH​
    b. SKID​
    c. HARPO​
    d. TYRE​
    2. The number missing from the series (1,2,4,..,16) is:​
    a. YELLOW​
    b. GERANIUM​
    c. 8​
    d. TYRE​
    3. The letter missing from the series (a,b,c,..,e) is:​
    a. z​
    b. b​
    c. d​
    d. TYRE​
    4. A man walks into a Barber Shop, with $5.00. He buys 2 lemons at 45c each, 1 Pickled Eel for $2.40, 4 packets of washing powder for $3.15 each. What will happen?​
    a. The Barber will wonder where all the stuffs coming from​
    b. He wasn't in a Barber's shop, it was a Dairy​
    c. The Barber will ask him if he's from MUNSA​
    d. Tyre​
    5. Two trains leave the same station, but moving in opposite directions. The first train is travelling at 50km/hr EAST, while the second one is travelling 50km/hr WEST. Which train is travelling the fastest?​
    a. The one going EAST​
    b. The one going WEST​
    c. Neither​
    d. Tyre​
    e. Why aren't there (e.)'s in all the other questions​
    6. What comes next in the series (RED, GREEN)​
    a. A car​
    b. Orange​
    c. Insufficient Data​
    d. Tyre​
    7. Mona Lisa was:​
    a. A dissatisfied Woman​
    b. A Song by Billy Idol​
    c. A painting​
    d. Tyre​
    8. The cold war was about:​
    a. Ice​
    b. Autumn​
    c. A few people at the top not liking each other​
    d. Tyre​
    9. Complete the following Sequence: (Tyre Tyre Tyre)​
    a. Tyre​
    b. Tyre​
    c. Tyre​
    d. Pardon?​
    Results (open)
    Ok, time to total up all your marks. Those of you who haven't mastered addition yet, go straight on to the application; you're the sort of person we're looking for. If not, Give yourself 5 points for every D, -5 for every C, (+10 if you can't add negative numbers yet), 0 for every B and 0 for every A you picked. How did you do?
    Results (open)

    90 to 50: OK! You're the sort of person we're looking for. Add 10 points to your score if you haven't got the hang of using anything but crayons yet.​
    50 to -20: Who's been doing late night studying then? Sorry, you're just a run of the mill pleb - push off.​
    -20 to -90: A computer geek I bet. Go join some place where they talk big numbers and floppy disks!​
    Is 85 between 90 and 50? Alright! Go to the bottom of the class! You're a leading light in our Association; get someone to fill the form in for you and welcome aboard!​
    What will MUNSA do for you?
    MUNSA is a group of people just like yourself, and as such will have much the same interests. We'll meet once a month to watch American Game Shows (Except for our "advanced" class which will be watching the Australian Imitations), Television Dating Games, and listening to Pulic readings of Romance Novels. Also at the meetings, you'll have the opportunity to buy:​
    * Swamp land at ridiculously inflated prices​
    * Genuine Japanese imports with UNTAMPERED ODOMETERS (with scratches on it)​
    * Slice/Dice/Mince/Stack shelf-mount food mungers from C-Tel​
    * "Safe" relocatable houses from Chernobyl and many many more things, as yet not exploited.​
    As a special initial offer, you will be given a free Brain Warning device which rings an alarm if your IQ gets above 25, in time for you to go back to your local for a couple of jugs of your favorite Weasels.​

    #1 Ms.Wrong, Jun 28, 2013
    Last edited: Jun 28, 2013
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  2. I have only one answer to this.
  3. omg my brain is about to die what to late. *brain dies so dose I*