PURPLE SQUIRREL

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Stacisaur

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I FOUND THIS. I FOUND THIS.
YAHOO! NUMBER ONE SEARCH:
Purple Squirrel.
SQQQQUEEEE. D:<
IT'S SO AMAZING.

srsly dunno if it's real.

SO HERE.~<3

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/...ey-shore-pennsylvania-released_n_1263767.html

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D:

I DEEM THIS CREATURE TO BE MY GOD.


 
I deem this god to be heretical *Shoots the squirrel*
 
My purple zombie squirrel army will take over the world MOHAHAHHAH
 
*Shoots Redblood*

Staci when i get into an executin' mood, it doesn't stop until at least three rivers run red with the blood of my victims.
 
:D
-Finds a cardboard box to hide under.-
<3
 
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Bear eats squirrel.
 
Hey .. did you just shoot me o.O
This is like the 2043 time I have died :o Why does everyone wants to kill me? xD
My purple elephant shall kick your ass
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Stormbolter = Light machine gun that fires .85 calibur self propelled mass reactive rounds. In short, my gun shoots miniature armor piercing rockets

*Shoots redblood and her heretical elephant*
 
*shoots everything ever*

Rage cannot be cured.
 
*Comes back to life and eats everyone, even the purple animals*
Mohahhahah :D
 
That's impossible.

-Shoots redblood with a tmp.-
<3
 
*Runs over Red in the RAGE TRAIN*
 
The world is against me o.O
But it doesn't matter, I'm against the world anyways ^^
Btw I'm immortal so good luck killing me ;)
*Sends an army of purple elephants to stamp down everyone who comes in my way*
 
-Rides the lead elephant.-
WAAAAAAAAAAH
STACI ON AN ELEPHANT.
D:<
BEWARE.
 
*Dines on the blood of an army of purple elephants*

Problem?
 
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Immortality is as much a curse as it is a blessing
 
D:<
TORST-SANS.
HEY.
HEY.
...
-turns bright red.-
DON'T DO THAT. T ^T

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Edit~
Those are super pretty though.. Kinda want them.