PURPLE SQUIRREL

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Fel of the Eternal Forest

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I'll say it. I'll say it right fucking now. That movie SUCKED.

Leonidas was 1000+ years before that battle-almost prehistory. Women were butch as fuck, and there were two kings in Sparta at any given time.

Now, make me a goddamn sandwich. /rage
 
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Stacisaur

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Here is your sammich, Fel-sans:
knuckle_sandwich.jpg
 

Torsty

Super Peace Busters Always Together, Forever!
I'll say it. I'll say it right fucking now. That movie SUCKED.

Leonidas was 1000+ years before that battle-almost prehistory. Women were butch as fuck, and there were two kings in Sparta at any given time.

Now, make me a goddamn sandwich. /rage

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Ur government just want as many reasons as possible to invade another muslim country.
Yeah bitch, this IS insanity!
 
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Fel of the Eternal Forest

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Sparta wasn't a muslim country, and neither is Greece today... What does that even mean, Torst?
 

Asmodeus

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I think he was talking about the Persians being all evil and homosexual and shit.
 
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Karsikan the Berzerker

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Please the Spartans were gay too, it was a dream for some Spartans to die beside their man-lover in battle.

don't even get me started in the Ephors
 
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Fel of the Eternal Forest

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Thanks Karsikan, I forgot to add that part.
 

Asmodeus

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The Spartan Squirrels were gay too.

A squirrel phalanx was impervious to Persian cats.

It was their dream to die holding their comrade's nuts.
 

Torsty

Super Peace Busters Always Together, Forever!
Yes, I was aiming at the Persian gayloving squirrels.

Why are we so obsessed about their sexuality?
 
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Stacisaur

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Because
it is interesting
and gives us something to ponder and research.
:D
fer science.
 
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Fel of the Eternal Forest

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Sorry, Karsikan, but zzzzzzzzzzing!
 
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Karsikan the Berzerker

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I can't say anything to counter darkness' deterioration standards in his preferred partner. All i can to is hope the cotton swab that get's jammed in his dick hole doesn't hurt to much.