Punnn pun pun pun punnnnnnnn!!!

[Mid]

Yes, this is a safe haven for all your punly needs! Because who doesn't love a good chuckle? Let us begin!


If a wizard gets robbed by a Muggle, has he been Muggled?

 

[v i o l e t]

I have a few jokes 'bout unemployed people, but, none of them work.

 

[noodle]

It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.

 

[Wade Von Doom]

You should be sure to sign your baby up to the army if they have no other carrier choices.

The infantry would be good for them.

 

[Mid]

To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.

 

[Gwazi Magnum]

What do you call an Otaku on Iwaku? An Owaku!

 

[v i o l e t]

Last night I had a dream I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. Turns out it was just a fanta sea.

 

[Mid]

I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.

 

[Spooder Queen]

I relish the fact, you mustard the strength to ketchup to my puns.